Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[Destiny]

aw Im sorry I didnt want to be demanding Al! I love your stories, and your amazing but please worry about your family and forget about Noob if you need a break!

[Al the Dalek]

I took a month long break. And you weren't being demanding; I only saw your comment after I posted the newest entry! And silence, rabid fans. Matters have been dealt with for now, and stress has been dealt with somewhat. Noobcake is, of course, returning to its regular schedule.

[Darkdreamer]

*breaks silence* ummmm who are you casting as his dad? Royaly random.....

Edit:
nevermind me, I'm just an odd fan...ignore this XD

[•βłυεṩτϕям•]

marking havent finnished yet (Im on page 5 xD)

[Al the Dalek]

Meant to post this Friday night, but I was super busy practicing for a Drama competition and Saturday I was doing it all day. So, here you go, on Sunday.

Dear Noobcake,

I have the strangest suspicion that Nidhogg wants to kill me.
Actually, it's not really strange.
Nidhogg wants to kill me.
Nidhogg is also a scary freaking snake.
I don't even know how he got here. He just kind of showed up in the cell. And he keeps tripping me and sometimes I wake up to his beady eyes just staring at me.
It is quite unnerving.
But you know what? It's okay now. I have my own room.
Yup, the butterfly wolves released us.
Well, not technically.
All right, Noobcake, I know this is a lot to handle, so take in some deep breaths with your imaginary lungs and try to concentrate.
Well, we all kind of lost heart after our fifty-bajillion and seventy second attempt at escape.
Okay, I admit...I made up that number...probably.
I should patent that number.
Anyway.
Losing heart.
Right.
So we stopped trying, and we just kind of chilled in that cell for...for just about...hm.
Well, sorry I'm taking a while, Noobcake, it's hard to keep track of all the days. Well, I don't know if it is a while for you. How does time progress on Noobcake world?
Assuming you have a world of course.
Did...I kidnap you?
From Noobcake world?
You were just hanging out with your little Noobcakes or whatever names journal things have and then all of a sudden you were abducted from your home planet of the local office supply store?
Well, now I feel terrible.
Thanks a lot, Noobcake.
...what was I even writing about?
Oh yes, remembering.
Well, we chilled out for about a week give or take a few centuries, because it felt like we were there forever. We didn't try to escape or anything, which disappointed Feil since she entertains herself with our escape routes and by omnomnomming her food every single time.
Omnomnom is now a word by the way. Rule of awesomeness dictates such.
Well, then after a long amount of time, a new butterfly wolf came by and unlocked our cell. Well, I think butterfly wolf is a loose term, because he looks more like a dragon than anything.
"As you have not attempted to escape, we have deemed you able to proceed into our society," he squeaked.
"Does that mean we get to go home?"
"This is your home!" the dragon-butterfly-whatever wolf trilled.
Joy to the world and everyone in it.
So now I have my own room. In the trees. It is scary business, because I got an unfinished house that has gaps in the flooring. I do have wings, but my wings don't open that fast when I fall, it takes a while.
Gothie sleeps in the room next door. His has less gaps than mine, which is uncool, I'm just saying.
The house itself is pretty big, like, really big. And I keep seeing things slightly different each morning I wake up in here. AS IF WE ARE NOT ALONE.
I wrote more than I thought...I need some sleep and time to process this.

Seeya Noobcake.

Because I love leaving you hanging. }:D

[Destiny]

omnomnom <3

:3 YAY!

[Mavric]

yay! and I love that smilie idea! }83

[brambletalon98]

Ooh yay!
Dragon!.. Thing.. new Noobcake entry!! YAYZ!!

[~Razzle~]

I luvs. <3

Hehehe, very amusing.

[Al the Dalek]

I meant to post this last night, but I needed to copy paste stuff for this entry and iPods aren't too fond of doing that sort of thing.

Dear Noobcake,

WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT ALONE.
Wow that was exhausting writing out all in capitals, it was serious business.
But it is serious business right now.
It's so serious, that even adorable little puppies can't make me smile.
Well, real new puppies are pretty gross. I mean the adorable fluffy stage ones that don't do much besides wriggle and be cute.
Okay, I am sorry Noobcake, I'm a hypocrite. I just made myself happy with that.
So ignore that bit, but it is still pretty serious.
So Gothie, his creepy snake, and I were all sort of chilling out in the main room of our house/tree/thing and then I heard a rustling noise.
Now, Noobcake,that made me seriously SERIOUS. VERY SERIOUS.
Because I've been in Karate.
I bet you forgot that issue, didn't you, if you had a memory, right?
Anyway.
So I stood up and got all ready in like, this awesome karate ready fighting stance and Gothie just flopped on the couch and chillaxed.
The jerk.
If whatever it had been beat me to a bloody pulp, he could just sort of sit there and hold his breath and he wouldn't even look real.
He is the ultimate winner of the playing dead game. If there was a game of that sort.
"Come out!" I yelled at whoever was there.
A nose peeked out first, and then a head, and then someone came out of the next room which had been kept locked.
He kind of freaked me out actually.
I MAY have made a noise resembling a very little girl.
He only stood there and stared, mostly at me, with his creepy blank eyes.
Gothie only laughed. "Wing-man, you should see your face, dude, that's hilarious!"
"Abwabwabwabwa," was the only noise I was able to make, I am ashamed to say.
The other sea-monster-thing-wolf-whatever hunched his shoulders and started to turn away back into the room. That was when another spoke.
"Don't leave now you've only jusssst got here, they are jussssst boysssss after all, what's the russsshhh for, Inderr?"
The wolf stopped.
I stopped making weird noises.
There were two things apparent to me.
One, Nidhogg the freaky snake had just spoken.
Two, Inderr was the name of my dad.
But...that wasn't my dad.
Was it?

Seeya Noobcake.

I love cliffhangers, don't you? >:33 And I really apologize for the short entry, life is being crap and I can't think of anything else right now. I might add another early entry to make up for it, I don't know right now.