Arboreal Magic! 83 (A Tree RP)

[Flasheh]

Peter Lily hugs Twix and eats a leaf of her.

[Solarizing]

Treetree wanted to cry. Why couldn't she eat Twix?! Even Twix's name sounded very appetizing. Then a thought occurred to her If I can't eat Twix, my tree baby can! She spat out a tree baby (lolwut? O.o) that grew right next to Twix. Her third child then was cut down by the crazy clown and fell over on Twix, crushing the poor tree.

Sapling was hurt. Her baby brother was a cripple!

[Kitteh]

Derpy cried because he couldn't reach his hurt girlfriend to comfort her, so he sent her a baby tree baby instead and named it Herpy. Herpy was even more speshul than Derpy so he drooled sap all over Sapling.

[mindless.]

Chipilston went up Treetree, munching on anything edible.

Bobbert began taking twigs off of Treetree.

[.edawnie.]

Sam: He was doing his favorite thing,standing ((lol im not sure what to put besides his favorite thing xD)

[Solarizing]

Treetree wanted to scream. Stop eating me you dumb animals!

Sapling was then happy. But her feelings took a sharp turn, and she felt in love with Herpy and hated Derpy. She and Herpy had a tree baby named Squidwardtree! But then she realized that Herpy was her son. Oh well. Too late.

Squidwardtree read a tree book about clarinets.

[mindless.]

Chipilston ate Treetree's tree babies, and flicked his red tail, chattering.

Bobbert began making a nest in Treetree.

[Kitteh]

(( XDD Lolol Squidwardtree! ))

Herpy realized that Squidwardtree was a baby baby tree baby. Whoa.

Derpy was so sad that he internally combusted and died. Woe is he.

Ivory cried tree sap because its only son died. Then again, it wasn't sure how many tree babbys it had because it sent so much pollen away.

[Solarizing]

OOC: Kitteh that "woe is he" line made me laugh so hard!!

Treetree used a ninja move to make Chipilston spit out Sapling. She let him eat her other tree babies though, they were stupid.

Sapling, now covered in saliva, began using Herpy as a tree towel.

Squidwardtree turned the page of his book.

[mindless.]

Chipilston stared at Treetree, startled. He slapped the branch, and left a present on it. No returns.