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[saint.EXE]

STRIDERS GONNA STRIDE

[Whistle.Concert]

Everyday you're stridin'.

[saint.EXE]

It sounds better if you say Striderin', but for the sake of irony whatev

[Verd]

Where doin it bro
Where makin it hapen

[Whistle.Concert]

WEverything has to be done for the sake of irony
EVERYTHING.

[saint.EXE]

bro.
roof now.
bring cal.
WHERE DOING THIS MAN
WHERE MAKIN THIS HAPEN

[Whistle.Concert]

PFFT-

I love you, Val.

[saint.EXE]

*brohug*
gonna be a strider for the rest of the day.
*needs to fix shades*

[Whistle.Concert]

You be that strider, girl.
You do it.

[saint.EXE]

first things first
we gotta up the irony in here
everyone
wear this
*passes out ANIME SHADES and TURNTABLE NECKLACES*
hell yes