.:.:Homestuck Attack: Home of the Desperate Hivewives:.:.

[Stray Dog]

DAE DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST TRY TO BOLD MY BOLD TEXT?!

And Soulie is good with rough ;D

Yeeee so he had an excuse to lick trolls although he'd do it anyways X3

[saturnus]

I can't remember. I don't think so?

Dammit Stray, You don't know how guilty I feel whenever you try to pester me when I'm sleeping.

[Stray Dog]

You don't know how stupid I feel when I try to pester you only to get 'cantarellaRoses is an idle chum'
Derp

[Jerry]

XD stray what is soulie's chumhandle?

[nomoreusername]

I am in tears. Hussie... thank you... so much... for this amazing turn! Such a good idea too! Not gonna post what happened, but here is the link for the new animation on youtube, if anyone didnt see it.
youtube.com/watch?v=vYaOIUWNeI0

-huggles Jade-
No really, I am crying. Its... bootiful ;A;

SPOILERS:
Jade ascends to God teir after she died, as Jack FLIPPED THE F*CK OUT after she got killed. He plopped Jade on the Quest bed, and her dream self came back, as it was in Jadesprite. She has dog-god qualitys, most likely the same strength as Jack noir himself. Dave and Rose also ascended, I think, (God they look ugly as god tiers. Mostly Dave.) and there is A LIGHT VERSION OF JACK NOIR! I think. Its like part PM or White Queen or Sn0wman that got mixed with some dog sh*t. I dont know if it has speshulz powers.

Gamzee appears to be calm again.

Damn with all this sh*t happening, I wouldnt be suprised if Tav came back as a fairy (Not god tier fairy, however. Just fairy, like Kanaya as a rainbow drinker)

-pleaseascendtofairypleaseascendtofairypleaseascendtofairy-

[Murdoc Niccals]

My god that's beautiful.

[obsceneSymphony]

I didn`t have time to watch the animation before school, only to read the text, so when I came home I just sort of charged onto the computer and Youtube.
Spoilers:
Oh Sollux come here and let me hug you, you poor thing.
Also you PM (I wonder what her new title will be with the ring?)

[Murdoc Niccals]

I didn`t have time to watch the animation before school, only to read the text, so when I came home I just sort of charged onto the computer and Youtube.[/size]

Same here. I was surprised by the Flash though.
lolololol Homestuck crashed Newgrounds.

[nomoreusername]

I dont know why, I think Haikiu and 'the hyper mutantblood' would be good kisemesises.

It came to me when a mental image of Haikiu sexually torturing someone. Hehehe.

[Murdoc Niccals]

I'd have to say in hand to hand combat Jac and Vashta are the best.

I need Tyraen to chucklevoodoo someone ;w;