"Hey! Yeah, you, with the face! Human! Y'know how every time you see me, you scream, 'Demon!' and run away screaming? Or all those times you threw holy water at me, ruining my silk shirt? Seriously? Stop it! It's hurting my feelings. Not the whole demon part, I mean, y'know, I'ma demon, but seriously, running away? I ain't that hideous, actually, I think I'm perdy darn hott! Anyways, that shirt cost me a whole lotta souls, and souls are hard ta get, y'know? So, seriously, stop it. I have feelings too. Would you like it if every time I saw your squishy face I screamed 'human!' and ran away screaming? Or if I dumped a whole lotta cold water on you? Yeah. I didn't think so."
Way to fun to type. Way to fun to draw. Comments very welcome. Oh yeah, his name is Simon, he's ma new bestest friend! And yes, he is wearing a spiked collar with a cow goat bell.
All (c) me, no touching, taking, altering, etc.