.:.:Homestuck Attack: Home of the Desperate Hivewives:.:.

[Murdoc Niccals]

My new fantroll - he will wear lime green and hot pink XD
And act innocent and childish even though he will be like 8 sweeps old
And he will be a psychotic killer and sing 'he's got the whole world in his hands' in his sweet, girly voice while slowly tearing out your heart c:
He is also going to be like Esther from Orphan - cute and young looking at first, then become all flirty and sexy, then go nuts and kill the person he was trying to fill buckets with. YAY!

He sounds like a less sheltered and less mobster-oriented Jac...

God. It's the child of Ven, Alaroth, and Jac.

SECONDED TO HIGH HOPLAH.
SOMEHOW IT HAPPENS.
TO ALAROTH'S HORROR/HAPPINESS.

[saint.EXE]

XD Oh gog Dae whyyy

And Vashi, that explains more to my simple mind 8D

[Zitface]

XD Oh gog Dae whyyy

And Vashi, that explains more to my simple mind 8D

*paps head* My blessed child.

[saint.EXE]

yeee i has a happy

[saturnus]

HNNNNGGGG. Alaroth + Tranny Troll who Stray created = Instant friends?
Tranny Troll + Ven = Ven gets a new creeper to look out for?
Tranny Troll + Jac = Jac gets a new Alaroth to rage at?

[Murdoc Niccals]

HNNNNGGGG. Alaroth + Tranny Troll = Instant friends?
Tranny Troll + Ven = Ven gets a new creeper to look out for?
Tranny Troll + Jac = Jac gets a new Alaroth to rage at?

To the second: Jac gets a new person to stalk and rage at
AND SOMEONE CALL AUSPISTICE 911!

[saint.EXE]

XD
We are at a loss for Auspitices

[saturnus]

Alaroth will gladly take up anybody's ♠ quadrant eue

[Zitface]

And Lemony is there to depress all, and scare all when he is pushed over the edge.

[Murdoc Niccals]

I can always have some of my fantrolls to sub in.

As for ancestors, I would find it hilarious if Ala's ancestor and Jac's ancestor loved each other.
TWO SICK TROLLS, OUR FOR...GOD KNOWS WHAT.

((yes, different upbringing = different personalities ;w; ))

Alaroth will gladly take up anybody's ♠ quadrant eue

I thought Jac had that one.