What NOT To Say To a Newbie

[DESERTDUDE]

Put a Post-It note with your response on the monitor of the person you wish to reply to. Use yellow or green so they know it is about CS.

Will my pets sweat if my monitor gets too hot?

[anklerist]

Yes, that is true. But only under the circumstances where you haven't bought any water from the store. I suggest a cold bottle of water, priced at 2 C$.

How do I beat someone on CS?

[Violet Shiki]

first you have to tap green shoes together and yell the natonal anthem and wear your hair (you have to dye it blue of course) in a mohock

how do you change your password?

[Better Dig Two]

you tell it to change.

How do I start an rp?

[DESERTDUDE]

Make sure you are in a safe place. Make sure the gas is turned on and the key is in the "ON" position. Next, pull the choke lever, then press start. Be careful not to flood the rp if it gives you trouble when you start.

If I forget to feed the pets, would they try to eat smaller pets in other groups when they get hungry?

[QueenofSpades13]

No, they will eat your face.

Are pets like currency?

[BananaBob]

Yes. (If you sell enough of them, you can even get real money!)

How do you send a pet to the pound?

[QueenofSpades13]

give it to the magical purple banana that sings

What's a malk pet?

[Hair Like Starlight]

That weird dude you can see at the bottom right corner of the screen.










(You just looked, didn't you? )

What's an avatar?

[DESERTDUDE]

It is special tar made by ava that can only be found in parts of Australia during snow storms.

A random person sent me a trade asking for all of my pets. What should I do?