Chicken Smoothie Quotes

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Pet's name: Professer Snape
DISAPPROVES OF YOUR PARTY.

But, snape loves to party

Shake that booty, Snape! ;D

I peed my pantaloons o_o

JK But this is so funny!

[ElementalInsanity]

GO AWAY SPAMMING KIWI.
-Khe

GO AWAY YOU SPAMMING FLYING SQUIRREL. >:C
YOU MAKE EVEN TESS ANGRY. <33

Annoyance: Flying Squirrel *coughskhefricoughs* has a deep, ingrained fear of Fat Unicorns.

You don't even deserve to be a Kiwi! You're a dodo bird. Your the reason they're all extinct. They threw themselves off cliffs to get away from you! >:P
~~~
That Lass' annoyances are totally fake. SPAMMER.
-Khe.

Things that annoy you thread.

[Fat Unicorn]

I saw this really cute owl purse in a shop today, but it was made of leather. I don't believe in wearing the skin of dead animals, so I couldn't buy it.

It was so cute, though. DAMN YOU MORALS! >:|

I have no idea of why I laughed at this. xD

[Liirarwen]

What do they mean they just are there

I ttly understand whatchya sayin' BUMP!!!!!one!!11!

I love those colors. They are just there huh? Well hun I can assure you that all gold does not glitter.

Hope this helped xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made me lawl. xD

The topic title was "Colors", case you didn't catch that. That's important.

The "all gold does not glitter" bit is totally reference to my sig xD

[Vampiric]

TESS IS THE COOLEST PERSON I KNOW

You might be wondering why this is funny.

Well if you see my signature you might notice someone has been tampering with it.

And it wasn't me. A certain naughty person here has been posting on my account here. I shall not leave myself logged in again.

Tess, you are a bad girl.

[Scratchpadd]

TESS IS THE COOLEST PERSON I KNOW

You might be wondering why this is funny.

Well if you see my signature you might notice someone has been tampering with it.

And it wasn't me. A certain naughty person here has been posting on my account here. I shall not leave myself logged in again.

Tess, you are a bad girl.

naughty tess!*slaps*

[babybuggy]

TESS IS THE COOLEST PERSON I KNOW

You might be wondering why this is funny.

Well if you see my signature you might notice someone has been tampering with it.

And it wasn't me. A certain naughty person here has been posting on my account here. I shall not leave myself logged in again.

Tess, you are a bad girl.

Tess, Vampiric, you always shock me with your awesome-sauce. <3

[ElementalInsanity]

Annoyance:
Just bit my brother's girlfriend's best friend... .-. She said "Bite me" so I did... .-.

From the things that annoy you thread.

[ElementalInsanity]

How I wish it happened;
Brother; Wow, dearest sister! You are the most amazing human I could ever imagine! Here, let me give you this present as a token of my appreciation for everything you do. I am going to get you something most exquisite for Christmas and your birthday! You truly deserve it. //Huggles
--
How it really happened;
Brother; Go away. I'm playing video games.

o_e

How I wish it happened:

Random, teenaged individual: “Are you a boy or girrrrl?”
Me: “I'm a cactus! ”
RTI: -laughs- “'K, sure.”

...Aaand in reality:

Random, teenaged individual: “Are you a boy or girrrrl?”
Me: “I... Er-”
RTI: “It's an easy question. ”
Me: “Not... Not really, no.”

I am so stupidly shy and awakard. ;A; Whyyyy.

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[dooze]

TESS IS THE COOLEST PERSON I KNOW

You might be wondering why this is funny.

Well if you see my signature you might notice someone has been tampering with it.

And it wasn't me. A certain naughty person here has been posting on my account here. I shall not leave myself logged in again.

Tess, you are a bad girl.

I say it's time for a password change. xD And revenge.