Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

My gallery · by **hotel breakfast** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:06 pm

Splashfoot wrote:
Your mom. (sorry if that offends you in any way :\)

Who were the four wizards that founded Hogwarts?

I laughed so hard at this XD

Avada Kedavra makes you talk backwards for a short period of time.

Who is Harry's third D.A.D.A. teacher at Hogwarts?

My gallery · by **Kangarose** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:34 pm

Dobby!

Why does Harry come back to life?

My gallery · by **עורב לבן** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:00 pm

He forgot to tell Ron his socks were stuck in the dryer.

Why is Hermoine so smart?

My gallery · by **e.mbr** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:02 pm

Because shes DEAD

Why did dumbledore die?

My gallery · by **stormiecrazy** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:43 pm

He ate a sock.
Why is Lucius's hair so long?

My gallery · by **Kangarose** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:48 pm

Because his hairdresser is also Voldemort's plastic surgeon. In other words, he can't do his job.

Who is Harry's dad?

My gallery · by **~Celestia~** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:11 pm

Darth Vader.
*dun dun dun!*

What does Voldemort intend to do?

My gallery · by **FallenLightAngel** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:28 pm

Eat tacos.
Who is Harry Potter?

My gallery · by **Space Cadet Marz** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:49 pm

FallenLightAngel wrote:Eat tacos.
Who is Harry Potter?

A gardener who refuses to shave.

What animal is on Lucius Malfoy's cane?

My gallery · by **FallenLightAngel** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:50 pm

A panda!
What is a mud blood?