Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

My gallery · by **עורב לבן** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:47 pm

On the moon, with Steve.

How many horcruxes were there?

My gallery · by **Fenrirgreyback** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:24 pm

99999999999999999999
does harry have any siblings?

My gallery · by **Emerald Tigress** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:59 pm

Yes, Luna Lovegood.
Why is Filch The caretaker for hogwarts?

My gallery · by **Rainy Dayz** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:01 pm

cuz his cat told him to be.

why isn't harry the last horcruz\x?

My gallery · by **PureEpic** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:25 pm

Because Harry has glasses.

What colour is Dumbledore's beard?

My gallery · by **3rdtimelucky** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:20 am

Luminous pink.
Who's Harryz mum?

My gallery · by **lennqn** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:26 pm

Ravinclaw
Why is Dumbledore the head master?

My gallery · by **PureEpic** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:35 pm

Because he has the longest beard
Why doesn't Voldemort have a nose?

Signature/Avatar Credit · by **Kazin** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:37 pm

There was a fishing accident... And lots of things hapenned. And to lead up to that, he also didn't eat his vegetables!

What is the Elder Wand?

My gallery · by **Zesty Pepper!** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:24 pm

An evil staff that is used for poking hostages.
How old is Dobby?