Funny things that happened at school!

[etc.]

You storys are all funny!

[NekoKid6]

Okay well I went up to my teacher because i was playing my gameboy... i know old school huh? And I told her to play... and she's just sitting in the class room playing pac-man.

also my geometry teacher was telling us a story about a boy who asked to go to the bathroom in her class. she told him no... so he went into her corner pulled down his pants and peed right there. she called the office and started freaking meanwhile the kid sits back in his desk and started doing his work. she said the only way to top that is to take a... crap... in the corner

[VesVes]

Today in History, we were having a test on Ancient Egypt. One of the questions was, "What was the Nile Delta used for?" and one of the options (it was multi. choice) was "Rudolf and the reindeer liked to drink there." and I was like, LOL!!

My History teacher has a sense of humor.

[etc.]

A couple weeks ago, we had a test i scinece and the question asked What happens if a sloth eats green leaves, and one of the answers was the sloth will grow green after it ate the green leaves. My hole class cracked up.

[EnderPearl]

In year 9 we had to take sewing, cooking, craft etc.
For our first sewing project we made a checkered cushion.
Me and my friend both finished sewing at the same time so we went up to the back of the room to get our stuffing together. I thought it would be funny if I dived into this huge bag of stuffing. Did I mention this bag was under a desk?
Yep, I missed and cracked my forehead on the table.
I was a bit dazed but it was hilarious, so I started giggling really hard. My friend was like "OMG TEACHER TEACHER TEACHER!"
My teacher thought I was going to pass out because I was laughing that much o_O
She sent me to the nurse. My forehead was bleeding where I has split it, she cleaned it up and gave me an ice pack. I had to walk around with my hand to my forehead for the rest of the day.

Moral of the story - don't dive into anything, even if it seems like a good idea at that time o_O

[Aireiya]

In year 9 we had to take sewing, cooking, craft etc.
For our first sewing project we made a checkered cushion.
Me and my friend both finished sewing at the same time so we went up to the back of the room to get our stuffing together. I thought it would be funny if I dived into this huge bag of stuffing. Did I mention this bag was under a desk?
Yep, I missed and cracked my forehead on the table.
I was a bit dazed but it was hilarious, so I started giggling really hard. My friend was like "OMG TEACHER TEACHER TEACHER!"
My teacher thought I was going to pass out because I was laughing that much o_O
She sent me to the nurse. My forehead was bleeding where I has split it, she cleaned it up and gave me an ice pack. I had to walk around with my hand to my forehead for the rest of the day.

Moral of the story - don't dive into anything, even if it seems like a good idea at that time o_O

... hahahahahahaha...

I've got a dozen of funny stories. Here's one.

Our exams had just finished and we were collecting our bags. Well, on the way to the main entrance of the school, I whip out my phone and start recording my three friends who were acting wacky. Unfortunately for me, I was walking backwards, so I couldn't see where I was going... Then... SLAM! I slammed into a van.
My friends laughed so hard that I whacked them on the head and continued recording.

[Scoobs]

So we were in math class and had to color our bar graphs...

Me: I need to use your colored pencils. I only have like, 5 and they're all ugly.
Conor: Okay, just take whatever colors you want.
Me: Okay *attempts to take colored pencils. The ones on the top of the box (I was tilting it) fall out on the floor*
Me: *tries again, same thing happens* Your colored pencils hate me. I just need them to make my graph all colorfulness.
Conor: Colorfulness? Is that a word?
Me: I don't think so.
Conor: So why are you saying it?
Me: Because I like that word.
Conor: I thought it wasn't a word.

And in Teen Leadership we had to give each other positive notes...

Me: Oh my gosh! I'm like Santa! I'm giving people things to bring joyness!
Ms. B (teacher): Joyness?
Me: Yes. Joyness.
Ms. B: *walks away* You're Santa and you bring joyness o.o

[dasniu]

LOLOLOLOL

one day on the bus my friend Chad and his friend..i forgot his name i think it was Chris or something anyway:
Chris: I lovve you (to chad)
Chad Uhh..
Me: o my god
Chris: HAHAHAHAH
Chad: *looks away*
Me: Wow that was really wrong man *looks away*

Smiley sum:
Chris:
Chad:
Me:

you had to be there lol

[HonouNoKage]

oh, this is hilarious!
so in 4th grade, this kid Noah got his braces caught in his shirt. and then he sneezed, and fell out of his chair. then i was laughing so hard that I fell out of my chair! you just had to be there! smileys:
teacher;
me:
class:

[2ShotWhiskey]

ok....this actualy happened today in science. We were having free time and so we all just stood around and talked. Well, my friend Molly accidently hit my other friend Rebekah; she was just talkin and wavin her arms and hit Rebeah. So all the people standin there started bustin out laughin and said wait do it again, but like dont hit her! So Molly swings her hand around and back hands Rebekah on the face....hard! and she totaly didnt mean to! It was soooo funny! I have so many stories from school....haha. Specialy science class.