Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

[king_bear]

Ron's hamster.

Who is Hermione?

[Intothewoods]

The mutant rabbit who consumes Chocolate Frog cards when nobody's looking.

What are the Unforgivable Curses?

[Blue Sky Noise]

Bad words you get in trouble for saying at school

Who is Voldemort?

[king_bear]

Snape's girlfriend.

Who is Dumbledore?

[Intothewoods]

Snape's other girlfriend. O:

Where is Diagon Alley?

[Blue Sky Noise]

In Mexico.

How do I get a wand?

[frankietmb]

Go to the pink unicorn shop and turn left.

Who wrote the Harry Potter books?

[LittleKitty23♡]

Chuck Norris? :]

How do you get into Hogwarts?

[skadu92]

To be accepted? Well, first you have to go through a year of hazing, where you have to run naked through towns and eat raw meat. Then you have to rise on a broomstick through a tornado to prove you've got the guts. Then you're accepted, if you're still alive.

Why can't muggles see dementors?

[katanatildawn]

because theyn arent decendants of salazar slthyerin

Where is the headmaster's office?