Dear Thing, .... (Journal Entry by Jenny Kate XD)

[Hawkfire.]

Hi everyone! It's me, Hawky
I totally forgot about my old story, Secret Letters. Personally I got bored with the plot. But don't worry-I'm making a new, better version of it!
So . . .here goes. Enjoy (I hope!) And feel free to post and give me a friendly !
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Entry 1. Day Before School.
Hey, what's this? It must be one of my sister's old things. Wow, she has a lot of old photos in here-wait, is that her?! She's so small!
Oh, well, if I'm gonna be using this I better introduce myself to whoever finds it years after-my grandchildren's children might find it! And then they can know all about me and my middle school life!
So, I'm Jennie. And I'm in Rosy River Cat Middle School. Next year is going to be 7th grade. And that next year . . .is tomorrow.
Well, I guess my grandchildren's children will want to know what I look like. -cough- I'm not too pretty -cough-

That's a school yearbook photo...that I got out of my yearbook. [duh]
Oh, goody! You have lined paper! I always have trouble evening my sentences up! Wait, what exactly are you? Not a diary, absolutely not. My grandchildren's children are not going to think I wrote in a diary my whole life. But your not exactly a journal either . . .
A thing! Of course. `Ain't that smart of me to think somethin` like that up? Of course your a thing, like come on!
Well, thing, I guess I'd better tell you some more stuff so my grandchildren's children can know.
My sister is Flakes. She got addicted with Egyptians and how they worshiped cats so she painted herself Egyptian colors. Look, thing, I can understand why'd they worship cats like me, but like her? . . .No way.
Oh, and here's a photo of her. Stole it out of one of the past pages of you, Thing.

She's graduated high school. And in that picture she's wearing black eye-liner. Yes, grandchildren's children, we do have a big age difference.
I guess you want to see my mom . . .? She's no prettier than my sister. Oh, and I think her parents were sharks or something `cause they named her Looks Delicious.

I don't know . . .maybe they wanted to eat her?
Now, grandchildren's children, you are probably wondering why my mom's a hamster. I was -cough- adopted -cough- And my dad? Dead. So it's just me, my sister, and my mom.
My mom's calling me. Wow, dinner already? I must had been writing in you for hours. Huh. We're having tortellini. (YUM! I should tell you that's my favorite food, and if you're smart grandchildren's children, you'll like it too!) Well, I shall write in you tomorrow!

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lol! I like the hamster mom! XD

[Hawkfire.]

Thanks JF XD

Entry 2. School!
Dear Thing, and whoever's reading this all these years after:
School...er...um, didn't go too well. Even though I'm totally AWESOME-(I assure you that!) I don't think other people thought I was. No worries though, I know I'm awesome.
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I KNOW YOU ARE STARING AT THIS BOOK FUNNY! STOP IT! I'M NOT WEIRD!
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OKAY, FINE, I'LL TELL YOU WHY THEY DIDN'T THINK I WAS AWESOME!
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Um...um...um...it was because, well........
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I was wearing what the Bratty Group thought was a STUPID shirt.
No, of course it wasn't really stupid! They just think that way because they're jealous my mom picks out the COOLEST clothes for me!
Okay, well, maybe not the coolest...
She set out a white shirt with worms on it saying 'Let's be friends!" underground, and below them in great big green bubble letters it said 'Jenny Kates Wants to BE YOUR FRIEND '
And below in tiny I had taken out a bright blue marker that said
Wow, you must be really awesome or something!
Everyone laughed and pointed, and the brat crew, which, by the way, are named Tabby, Charles, and Janey (I thought the name 'brat crew' up myself ya know! `Aint I smart?) laughed the hardest. Tabby, the head of the brat crew started calling me names. I'm afraid it will stick all year...
Tabby's words shall be written in gray-I JUST HATE the color gray you know! (It's so dull!!)
"Hey Wormy, where's your friend?"
Janey and Charles joined in-Janey's in red's and Charle's in green.
HA!!!!! Wormy, Wormy, Wormy, WORMY!!!
Wormy, Wormy Wormy!
Soon the whole SCHOOL joined in, all chanting what seemed my new nick-name. It's just going to stick, I just know! But another cat saved me, pulling me away from the crowd and pulling a pink sweater over me. I complained that it was PINK-(my second least favorite color) But she just glared at me really hard and pushed me into Math Class, the current class I was supposed to be in at the moment. The shove was a big force, and I stumbled over the slippery floor, and I would of caught myself if it hadn't been for Tabby, who had followed us in and threw a pencil on the floor. I tripped on the pencil and did a face-plant on the floor, and everyone laughed except for the cat who had given me the white sweater. She just sat there and stared, her face stony with no expression. I don't really understand why she saved me with that pink sweater-It didn't seem she was very interested or was nice to me. She barley ever spoke.[/u]

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Awesomeness!!!!

[Hawkfire.]

Thanks again, JF XD

Entry 3. More about people!!!
Hi Thing! (and grandchildren) You know how that cat saved me from being called 'Wormy' all day? WELL, I finally got her to talk! (Another thing I'm so good at! Another thing that makes me so SMART!)
Her writing shall be in purple...because she likes purple! And pink! So sometimes her color shall be pink and sometimes purple! See what I mean!
Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how's a going?














(awkward silence)
HELLO?
Then I made a clanking noise with my tongue, knocked the ground with drumsticks (we just came back from drumming class) and made a hollow noise like knocking on a door..
Anyone home in there?????
GO AWAY!
HEY! You said something!!!!!
Without another word she walked away. I went to the library and asked for copies of photos so you could see what they look like!
Here is Tabby:

Here is Janey, and Charles:


She sort of just follows them, copying and laughing whatever Tabby does. Her and Charles are twins, and they are nearly just as mean as Tabby. Even though they are WAY more annoying!
Tabby, though, is a big bully..
OH, and here is that cat that I got to talk!!:

I searched about them in the All About Our Students book, and it says her name is Mystery.
....mysterious o-o

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Oooohhhh. ^o^ A mystery! YAY!!! WRITE MORE PLEASE!

[Hawkfire.]

Okay, I will Wow, you read fast!!! o-o

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Yes, yes I do! XD

[Hawkfire.]

I'd say! Okay here we go-then I'll probably take a break! I'm running out of ideas, and I want more people to come read before I get started on the main plot XD!

Entry 4
Hi. So I'm pretty sure Mystery likes me, just doesn't want to show it or has a bad temper or is pretending to like me so she can know all my secrets and then tell them to Tabby...
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Hm...wasn't this my diary a long time ago?
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Yes, but now it's mine! And it is NO-T a diary Flakes, it's a thing![
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Yeah, well, a diary is a type of thing. And you wasted these valuable pages on stuff for your grandchildren to read?! Jenny, WHAT IF YOU HAVE A YOUNG FAMILY AND YOUR STILL ALIVE WHEN YOUR GREAT GRANDCHILDREN ARE BORN?!
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Your weird! No one has 'young families'! You wasted valuable pages on stuff like 'Jake loves me' and drawings of you and him kissing! And of you and the Easter bunny and it says right here you HAD a crush on HIM when you were little! And yeah well, a thing is also just a thing too! Not just a diary!
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WE have a young family, just so you know.... and i know, things are multiple things...anything 3-D really. Now, get out of this thing or I'll-I'll-
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HEY! You just called it a thing! And you'll WHAT?? I have your thing because I snatched it from you-haha-why are you writing in a pink pennretueosdlgh.slbggwohf
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lol! Jennie is so funny!