Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

[lil.pinknugget]

Pablo The Happy Unicorn!

Where does Voldemort have his Death Eater meetings?

[Maevai]

In his mother's basement where he lives some of the time

Is Hermione really smart?

[Futuristic Roadkill]

Nope, she failed her O.W.L.s before they even started.

Where did Tom Riddle live as a kid?

[lil.pinknugget]

in Hagrid's Hut

Why does Lucius Malfoy hate Dumbledore so much?

[Futuristic Roadkill]

Because when lucius malfoy was born Dumbledore dropped him on his head therefore causing peremenent absence of common sense.

Who dies in the last book?

[e.mbr]

Harry!

WHO IS HARRy/

[lil.pinknugget]

AN EVIL PURE-BLOOD!!

Why did Hermione punch Draco in the face?

[Maevai]

Because he violated her

Why did Hagrid live in a hut?

[lil.pinknugget]

because he doesn't like living in Candy Land!

Who is Errol?

[Maevai]

Voldemort's mother in law

Who is hagrid?