Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

[High Voltage]

Turtles and Spuds.
What age is Harry?

(I know he's awesome!)

[Miss Wings~]

192

What is Dobby?

[gotsalt?]

He is a fairy in the fobbiden forest.

Who are Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot and Prongs?

[(✿´‿`)]

A strange boy band in south america that loves to wear poodles on thier heads. *Wierdness *

How did Harry get his scar?

[LegionWolf]

He got his scar while headbanging to the awesome music of said boy band in South America

Who is Viktor Krum?

[fishyperson]

The manager of said boy band.

Who was harry's first girlfriend, that we know of?

[LegionWolf]

Luna Lovegood, who's father writes articles on the amazing boy band that's sweeping the wizarding world xD

What did Fred and George do after they quit Hogwarts?

[fishyperson]

Become merchandisers and costume designers to said boyband.
Who was harry's father?

[AnnillaExtract]

Lucious Malfoy.

What kind of animal was Norbert?

[Jazzepi]

A magical pixie horse.

What is Harry's pet?