Moments You'll always find funny...

[.:Ash~cloud:.]

hey i got some more XD

i was out in the snow one day and my ex (my bf at time) knocked for me and i got ready and when i got out he was leaning on the car and he said "hey whats up" then the snow slid off the car and so did he! his head down to his shoulders somehow slid under the car and i could not see the rest of his body mounted in all the snow! so i found his feet and yanked him out. he did not say thanks first he just said "aww gosh that was cold"


*me on cs,turns around to have a drink that mum had handed me.*
me:thanks mum
mum:thats okay. what u doing on pc?
me: cs
mum:is that chicken smoothie *looks very confused*
me: *face palm* YES
*mum walks out and i went back on pc, grabbing hold on glasses case thinking its the mouse try moving it but could not see the cursor on screen* 0____o
me:MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM, THE COMPUTERS DEAD
mum *walks in* what do you mean?
me:look the mouse is not moving!!
mum: umm try using the mous nd NOT your glasses case?!
me:ohhhh, i knew that i was just testing XD

that cracked us up!

[Rachley]

One time, my friend was having this party but only two of us could come. Even though we're in high school, we were playing with bubbles. It got violent though, haha. Anyway, the two friends of mine that were there, were running to get a bubble first I think because that was one of the games we made up. One of them slipped and fell, spilling all the bubble making soap in the container all over my other friend xD It was hilarious!

Oh, I have another one. I went to see a movie with a friend (the same one that slipped and fell xD) and I was looking up at the screen. I took a drink of water, and I went to put it back in the cup holder while keeping my eyes on the screen. I missed the cup holder and I dropped it, so it spilled all over the floor. I started laughing right away and my friend and I tried so hard not to laugh. I guess you would have to be there but it was so funny to us, lol.

[Static.]

My five year-old brother is constantly scolded for drawing on his face. So he, my Mom and I were in the car on the way to pick up the others from school.
Mom: *Putting on makeup*
Bro: Mommy, how come you're allowed to draw on your face? D':

[Dakotaisnotonfire]

I was lying in one of those metal circle things that someone spins,So my aunty spins and spins it,Im in it acting like i have problemes Cuz im dizzy as,,My aunty walks away,I stop it and get up

Me: -Goes to walk,Falls flat on face into the bark-

Random folk: -Stares and walks on-

me: -Burst out laughing- DID YOU SEE THAT!!!!!!

aunty: See wha?

Me: IT WAS SO F- nvm

[ᴄᴀʀʀᴏᴛᴄᴀᴋᴇ.]

Almost every time I try to send one of my friends something, I end up sending it to myself. I get all worked up when I see the new message button, then it's like "Really?!"

We were at a concert for The Band Perry. My younger cousin, we'll call her Lou, absolutely loves If I Die Young. She's only 3 and has the whole song memorized. So, it was late, and Lou was sleeping. Well, the band started playing If I Die Young, and Lou starts singing it in her sleep. I mean, her mouth is moving and she's singing, but she's just lying there asleep. It was priceless.

A while ago, my older sister, we'll call her Boo, was babysitting me and Rawrr!, my sister. We were all going to sleep on the couch after watching the Secret Garden.
Boo: *sleeping*
Rawrr!: *talking to me about something I forget*
Boo: *starts giggling like a little girl*
Me: Boo, what are you doing?
Rawrr!: Moss, I think she's asleep. *something about a little boy that I also forget*
Boo: The little boy is in the secret garden... *trails off*
Rawrr!: Uh, what?
Boo: *more little girl giggling*
Me: Here, I'll throw a pillow at her. *tosses a pillow at her softly*
Boo: *wakes up* What was that for?!
She was super mad. But once we explained it to her, we were all cracking up.

[skeletøn]

Lol.

Here'a a moment that was kind of funny for me

Me:*Standing in line*
Boy who stands infront of me:*Turns around to look at me*
Me:*Straight face*
Boy:Why so sad (Enter my name here)?
Me:This is my happy face
Boy:This is my happy face*Makes a huge smile*And this is my sad face *Makes huge frown and fake cries*
Me:*Laughing*
Boy:*Turns around as we walk off*
Yea.The person who stands infront off me in line talks to me alot.

[KumyaKuma]

Me and my sister were swinging at my little sister school and its like Open House So I swing super high then jumping off yelling "BRISINGR!" and land face first laughing into the sand. If your an Eragon fan you know what it means Then after five minutes of swinging I jump of screaming "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!" flapping my arms and laughing before I land in the sand.I go back to swinging and start humming a song and I of course beening nuts Jump off agian yelling "JIERDA!" hoping that the little cement table would crack into millions of peices.Unfurtuanetly magic does not work for me so nothing happened.I land on my feet this time but I landed funny on my left ankle so I'm limping awaylaughing with my sister giggling behind me.

[spaceferrari]

"Is the gentleman with the brostache invited to this party?"

[rabbithaver]

Me and my friend were talking on Facebook. We were on our characters' accounts.
Feather Pandora-Shade: You know...
Jessica Meyers: ?
Feather: ...I always wondered why horseraddish was never made an official instrument..
Jess: xD
Feather: Mayonaise I always knew wouldn't make it, but I always had my money on horseraddish.
... Jess: xDDDDDDDDDD
Feather: -sigh- Well, my friend just made $20 today...
Jess: ...by?
Feather: THANKS A LOT, HORSE RADDISH, YOU TUNELESS CONDIMENT.

[Static.]

Me and my friend were talking on Facebook. We were on our characters' accounts.
Feather Pandora-Shade: You know...
Jessica Meyers: ?
Feather: ...I always wondered why horseraddish was never made an official instrument..
Jess: xD
Feather: Mayonaise I always knew wouldn't make it, but I always had my money on horseraddish.
... Jess: xDDDDDDDDDD
Feather: -sigh- Well, my friend just made $20 today...
Jess: ...by?
Feather: THANKS A LOT, HORSE RADDISH, YOU TUNELESS CONDIMENT.

You know, the same thing happened to me with pickle relish...