Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

My gallery · by **Emerald Tigress** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:12 pm

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How did Moaning Myrtle die?

My gallery · by **annabean** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:15 pm

she flushed herself down a toilet!

What is a hippogriff?

My gallery · by **katanatildawn** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:20 pm

A tiger with a snake for a tail.

what color are lily's eyes?

My gallery · by **LegionWolf** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:33 pm

White; she's blind.

What is the Triwizard Tournament?

My gallery · by **ChocomintyStars** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:41 pm

When three wizards gather to slap each other in the face until only one is left standing.

How many Horcruxes did Voldemort produce?

My gallery · by **LegionWolf** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:19 pm

What's a horcrux? Is it like some sort of wizard candy? o_0

What is the effect of Polyjuice potion?

My gallery · by **.:яєd:.** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:42 pm

It completes the consumer's homework.

What is the Put-Outer?

My gallery · by **actionhero** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:46 pm

A household pet that likes to put everything outside.

What is a Golden Snitch?

My gallery · by **.:яєd:.** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:19 pm

A kind of cake that is iced with gold leaf.

Where can the Ministry of Magic be found?

My gallery · by **megapast** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:24 pm

In a giant toilet

Who is Harry's DADA teacher in 2nd year?