Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[Bearded Dragons!]

This is totally epical! Imma stalk this thread now, and maybe do some interviews This is awesome

[Destiny]

Feel better love the cliffhanger!

[Bearded Dragons!]

Username:Blu<3
Level of Lol (1 to 10):10... 10,000
Compliments:This is so epic
Criticism: none
Other:This is awsomesauceness

[Al the Dalek]

I FEEL BETTER. FINALLY. Well, my mysterious illness left about a week ago, but still. Death illness. Here's your next Noobcake, fans!

Dear Noobcake,

Okay, I'm feeling just calm enough to write some more. I took a short nap, but I'm too full of adrenaline
Why, you ask?
Well, assuming you asked.
And...I can't really see how you can ask, seeing as your just a pile of papers stapled together with 'Noobcake' scrawled on the front.
Yes, that's what you look like. Surprised? I don't see how you can be with what I said earlier, but don't be. Anyway, I need to get back on track because I think I'm somehow rambling when I'm writing, a skill I didn't even know existed.
I'm just that awesome.
Rambling writing, away!
That should be my catch phrase.
Or catch writing...thing.
...I have no idea what I was talking about. I guess I'll just end the entry.
Ha! I fooled you!
...why am I gloating about fooling an inanimate object? That's...kind of sad.
I'm sorry for procrastinating, I'm still freaked out and joking helps me cool down. But there's no one around so that task comes to you.
So, I heard footsteps. Well, I thought I did. When I stopped and listened closer, the squishy sounds seemed more like wings. I guess it was the wind that made it sound like squishy feet.
Another confusing thing? Chocolate. Who on earth would bring chocolate to a canine only campground? It's quite ridiculous, actually.
I was answered, well it was revealed to me really, quite shortly after. The revelation came to me when I saw a flash of greenish...something, just out of the corner of my eye.
"Hey!" I yelled, and I ran after whatever it was. The thing managed to get away, flying higher.
Funny thing, Noobcake, that the whatever thought it could get out of me that way. I have wings, remember?
So I flew after it.
Finally, I caught up to it. From the distance, it had looked like another wolf, but with odd wings, but when I got closer, I found it was much, much different.
The odd wolf hovered in mid air, blinking violet eyes at me in utter bewilderment. It also seemed smaller than me, more like the size of a fox. Huh. And...it had a chocolate rabbit on its bulbous tail.
"Who are you?" I asked. It was kind of difficult for me to talk, because I had been hiking epicly by myself, so I had brought along a backpack of important things along with me, including you.
"The Easter bunny!" the other squeaked. Literally, don't laugh at my word choice. It was a girl, definitely, and she still had an unusually high pitched voice!
"No you're not," I panted, and I had difficulty hovering there, because my pack was feeling REALLY HEAVY.
"Yes I am," she said stubbornly. "Look at this bunny!"
"That doesn't mean-"
"SURPRISE!" she yelled, and that was when something hit me from behind and I started falling.
I woke up in an odd place. The odd-winged wolf was there, and it seemed to me as if I was in a cell.
Yep, you heard me right.
Of course, I got a little upset. "Where am I? What are you doing? Who are you?
"My name is Feil, and you know too much~" she said cheerily.
"Your name is Fail?"
"NO!" Feil shrieked, suddenly angry. "Nononononono! Feil, with an e! Why does everyone think that! Bah! You are here because you know too much, yes yes. You did not believe in the Easter Bunny, so that means you will reveal us!"
"Who?"
"The Butterfly Wolves!" Feil snarled. Such a tiny little thing was really, really frightening for her size. So I shut up and let her talk. "We have been hidden for generations, but it seems wings are again the ruin of us all, so, you must be imprisoned!"
Feil chattered angrily for a while more, and then got distracted by something and wandered off, making odd little purring noises that sounded too cat-like to be canine.
That's not good, Noobcake, in case you were wondering. That's why I'm here, in this dirty little cell, writing in you, with no real chance of escape.
Smeg.

Anyway, I'm going to try and get some sleep.
Seeya Noobcake.

And so begins another story arc. Finally. More explanations of the BW's will come later. And please don't throw tomatoes at me for introducing a non-wolf into the story. T_T 'tis for the greater good!

[~Razzle~]

* Throws tomatoes...*






For making one of (In my view) one of your (Many) best entries yet!

[Wild Mothman]

Yay, finally a non-wolf

[basiljoseph]

The first entry has been moved to the slot below in order to make room for the wonderous...ADVERTISING SLOTS. YES I AM GOING THERE. Have a pet diary? PM me the link to your pet diary in question, and I'll put the link up here to advertise and whatnot~

[Destiny]

OMG IM IN LOVE A BW YAYAYAYA thank you! <3 I love this yay!

:3 I iz so happy right now

its getting good !!!

[Al the Dalek]

It was originally going to be the chocolate wolf again, fans, but I ran into a dead end with him, so I decided to go with something else. I'm glad I went with Feil, because it seems you're all fond of her! Um thanks for quoting me basil! Also: This story arc is burning my keyboard so I'm considering doing another 3-updates-in-a-row special. Cross your fingers, fans~ Dalek out!

[CorgiBean]

Would it be alright if I made you a fan video? (though it might never get done because I is being super lazy with my youtube stuff right now) I just have a really good idea for a noobcake animation >:3