Ask GLaDOS

[Tarn]

After seeing the success the Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System has decided that she to would like to answer some of these "ask" things the humans love so much. GLaDOS has been kind enough to answer your questions and I have given her full access to my computer so ask away I'm sure she's dying to answer you questions. Just fill out the form below and leave your question in the comments!

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[Dead-Not-Sleeping]

Username: ArabianPoet
Gender: Female
Question: Dear GlaDOS, what is your opinion on the Frankenturrets that Wheatley made?

Teehee. C:

[Tarn]

GLaDOS:

Frankly they are an outright abomination and should be euthanized on sight, though I think I've gotten most of them...

[WumbologyClass]

Username: Yokune Ruko
Gender: Female...why must you know? owo
Question: So, GLaDOS. Why are you so mean to Chell?

[not so potato GLaDOS]

Gender: Female...why must you know? owo

The aperture science testing corse for girls.

Username: not so potato GLaDOS
Gender: Female
Question: This sentence is FALSE! (true or false question)

[Tarn]

GLaDOS:

To Yokune Ruko

Female...why must you know? owo

Well you wouldn't want the male test subject jumpsuit would you? I'm sure that must be quite uncomfortable.

So, GLaDOS. Why are you so mean to Chell?

You're kidding? You're kidding, right? She's a murderer! Wouldn't you be upset if someone murdered you? Granted you probably wouldn't get a second chance to say anything to the person who murdered you but the fact remains. I'm simply making her suffer for making me suffer. An arm for an arm if you will.

To not so potato GLaDOS

This sentence is FALSE!

don'thinkaboutitdon'tthinkaboutitdon'tthinkaboutit!

Was that some sorry attempt at murder? That mute lunatic did a better job than you... and impersonating an AI, I think that's illegal in some countries.

[not so potato GLaDOS]

Was that some sorry attempt at murder? That mute lunatic did a better job than you... and impersonating an AI, I think that's illegal in some countries.

Nope just pointing out the fact GLaDOS wasent made to be an anime character with TWO eyes,

seriously though even the frankenturrets have 2 heads with seperate eyes

[Dylan Klebold]

Username: Wheatley
Gender: ...male? Or female? IDK
Question:*laugh* Did you know that a cat in a box must be considered alive and dead?


*hopes paradox works*