Ello' love! Wait! What? I don't love you! Bleh! I was just trying out my Australien accent because I decided my only choice is to move to Australia and never return. Unfourtunatly my mom didn't go for it. So I asked Jennel what to do. Heres what happened.
Me-"WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!?!?!"
Jennel-*Shrug* "Cancel on one of them?"
Me-"I can't. I mean, you already figured out -before me, might I add- that I have a crush on Skull/Randal, and I definitly like Damien to much to cancel. And I can't just give a lame excuse to one, because if you have EVER seen a move where this happens, they allways run into the person they lied to and then everything is ruined!!!!!"
Stripe- "You make all your important desicions based on movies? Smart."
Me- "Uh.... Maybe your right. I can just say I got grounded."
Stripe- "No, I was serious when I said that was smart. It will happen. It always does. You should just cancel on both of em' and hang out with us Friday."
Me- "Um... I think I like my idea better."
Then the bell rang and we had to get to class.... With Mr. Dung. Except he was late. Mr.Dung, funny as his name is, is NEVER late. In fact, I think he sleeps in the teachers lounge at night. Of course, this is only a theory, but Stripe says we should check the secerity cameras and see. We'll do it eventually, but right now I am busy waiting for Mr. Dung. Here he comes, except hes.... covered in feathers? And what is that goop all over him? And.... is that a NEST on his head?!? It is! And there are 3 little eggs inside it! I am going to write as I talk. "Mr.Dung! Why is there a nest on your head?!" I had to yell because of thecommotion and giggles. Mr.dung turned red, not angry, just embarressed. I don't think I have EVER seen him embaressed. I figured that with a name like his, he would be immune. But apparently not. ooh! Hes explaining! "Um... well... you see I was walking in the park this morning, and I was taking pictures. There was this nest of pigeons and apparently I got to close because they.. attacked me. Well, I had my Teachers Edition of your Text Books, and its very big as you can see, and I was defending myself, and I um, hit them a little too hard and.... killed the parents of these eggs. Well, I had to take care of them, because I felt guilty and the nest fit on my head perfectly and they seem safe there so.... Here we go. Today we are going to be talking about King Kanine the 4th." And now he is droning on. Woah. Poor pigeon parents. Ooh! Iliteration! I think. Anyway, I have to go because Mr.Dung is giving me the evil eye. But its so funny! He was attacked by pigeons! Okay, see ya'.
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