What NOT To Say To a Newbie

[luxray;]

A spa

How do I get omg so rares?

[Alice Cullen.]

You dance around, clap your hands 2 thousand times, and scream LOLIPOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Six billion times.
When will my pet grow up?

[Southy]

when its 50 dugh
how do i draw a picture

[Vur Horston]

You draw on your computer screen with marker

How do i make a sig?

[Zone0Neko]

You have to jump on to the top of Majora's Mask and stay there for 9 minutes.
How do I make a contest?

[ReinaDGS]

You scream to the computer: Hey guys I'm making a contest!

How do I send a trade to Tess?

[houndoom]

You teleport to New Zealand and switch houses with her.

How do you get a Moonswirl?

[bulba]

You email Tess a million times asking and saying "plz plz plz i rly wnt a moon doggie so plz let me ill nvr do anithng rong ill be ur bestest frend. plz trd 1 2 me!!!!11one!11" Say it like that or she'll never do it.

How do I post on the forums?

[fuzzzzz]

Turn your computer off and yell 'FORUM POST!!'

What is 'Avian'?

[azazel.]

A chocolate tart from austrailia :3

How do I get an avatar?