Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[WumbologyClass]

Yup, took a while. It was worth it <33
Also, you posted this the day I joined! 8D

[Al the Dalek]

News for you fans, something you might not like. I'm going to be trekking about like a good little pioneer girl in the wilderness Wednesday-Saturday, which means I'm going to be gone for this weeks update. I will update it either Saturday Night or on Sunday.

[SavatheWolf]

Hey I was on pioneer trek last Saturday! XD Have fun and watch out for ticks :3 The bugs got me good

[Al the Dalek]

I'm back, I got sunburned, and I have so many mosquito bites. Enjoy your latest and slightly late Noobcake!

Dear Noobcake,

School was kind of irritating today.
Actually, really irritating.
It was so irritating it made me overuse the word irritating because there is no other word that can really describe it.
I mean, I guess annoying would work, but I just like how irritating sounds.
I am writing that word so much it is starting to hurt my brain with unhappiness.
But enough about that.
A ton of people were signing my cast today, because apparently it looks attractive to have a bunch of words scrawled on you.
The words don't even look nice because the surface of the cast is all bumpy.
It even messed up Sharise's writing, which is almost impossible to do since she has the most gorgeous handwriting in the history of handwriting.
At least in my opinion. But in my head, my opinion is pretty freaking important.
Through the law of awesomeness, this means that my opinion is always important.
Just so you know, the law of awesomeness is anything that I do is awesome. The end.
It's pretty clever, I know.
I pretty much broke your nonexistent brain.
Because you don't have a brain.
Because you're a stack of papers, if you don't already know.
I don't know how you wouldn't know, but I guess it's just because you don't have eyes either. Because that would make sense, I guess. Even though you can't see your brain with your eyes...
But I think I am getting off track here, and getting off track is not good at all since this is supposed to be a journal thing. Whatever.
So wolves were signing my cast and Gothie did an amazing art thing again and drew a shadow beast. It wasn't that big since he left room for others, but it was still pretty awesome.
But then I was talking to some other wolves and someone was writing on it. I didn't look until after.
It was Love.
You remember her?
My ex-girlfriend that's kind of sort of weird and stalker-ish?
She's worse than Metallic, because she is just obnoxious. I don't understand why I ever liked her.
I mean, she's absolutely amazingly pretty, but seriously?
Was I actually that shallow?
Don't answer that. Even though you can't, I can read your mind.
Well, I can't read your mind. I can only read your pages. Same thing though, right? Anyway.
She wrote in HUGE WRITING: "LOVE YOU FOREVER. CALL ME." And then she put her number in ginormous letters as if I had forgotten it.
I haven't forgotten it. I just don't want to call her. Ever.
She wrote so huge that not a lot more people could write on it either!
It was obnoxious.
There, you glad I didn't use the other word I was overusing? You're welcome.
Love needs to leave me alone.
I think she was just plotting for a long time after I defeated her that one time she almost-successfully broke me and Beauty up.
Because she is seriously muscling in on any friendliness and closeness I could get to with Sharise.
...Yes I like Sharise, Noobcake.
If you haven't noticed that already, you're just a freaking Noobcake.
Oh wait, you already are.
But that's besides the point.
She just needs to go away and never talk to me.
I wish she would move.
I don't want to move, because all the cool people live here.
Like me.
But I guess if I moved...but...anyway.
All the cool people move away, not the annoying people. It just makes me mad.
But anyway, I have to go. Junior wants me to tell him another story.

Seeya Noobcake if I survive. I can't think of a story and Junior gets very mad when I can't.

[Destiny]

<3 ahhhhh lovely :3

[SavatheWolf]

Ha ha lol! the rule of awesome is that everything I do is awesome. XD



Lucky, I got blisters from my burns and an infected tick bite and poison ivy at my trek.

[Al the Dalek]

Hey fans. I have been feeling terrible for the last few days, and it hasn't let up. I know I've managed typing while sick before, but it's a stretch just typing this short message right now. I have the next entry planned out however, so hopefully it won't take me too long to write it. When I start feeling a little better I'll start writing it.

[Wild Mothman]

Sorry to hear that Al,
i can relate I've been sick recently too,

I hope you get better soon!

[Al the Dalek]

Urg. Fans, I don't know WHAT I got, but it's still not entirely gone, geez. But I'm well enough now to type, so I can't keep Noobcake from ya. Anyway, here you are!

Dear Noobcake,

Well, I'm writing to you terrified, cold, and smelly.
What a lovely way to start out a new journal entry.
Not really.
That was actually kind of horrible, since I haven't explained why yet.
Well, the smelly bit is mostly because I'm out camping with my real mom and Purna.
And there's no showers.
Did you hear me, Noobcake, with your nonexistent ears?
No showers!
I mean, there's a river, but it's freezing degrees!
I hate camping.
I really do.
I just don't understand why wolves like it.
Why would you pay to sleep on the ground in a little bag inside of a slightly bigger bag at the mercy of whatever the smeg is out there?
Just why?
I should stop asking you questions, Noobcake. I think I'm confusing your imaginary brain.
Because unfortunately, you don't have a pretend mouth or anything.
Sorry, but that would just be seriously creepy. Seriously.
Anyway, my mom took us camping for some real family bonding. Purna loves it, because he's just a freak.
Me?
Well, I tried flying home once but unfortunately, my still broken leg has a really heavy cast on it that makes it quite difficult to lift off.
Dangit.
Well, the day passed by rather quickly thankfully, and eventually we were getting ready to go to bed and whatnot.
Purna and my mom fell asleep rather quickly, but I heard some stuff outside.
It wasn't like, normal woodsy stuff or anything. It sounded weird and squishy.
I don't like weird and squishy noises.
So there I am, in the dark, with only a little flashlight and a broken arm, in the forest.
Yeah, it was kind of stupid.
Then all of a sudden, I smell chocolate.
And a whole lot of it.
And those squishy noises were sounding too much like footsteps for my liking.
I'll write more later, Noobcake. I'm still really freaked out and I'm really tired...

Seeya Noobcake

Bahahaha a cliffhanger. >:3

[SavatheWolf]

Haha XD Amusing! Best noobcake EVER. Hope you feel better Al, you really should be laying down and getting rest. Stop typing and sleep. Right now. I hope you get better!