Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

[Ridd]

A ghost is a famous type of animal cracker made only in India.

Who is Harry Potter?

[especially me]

The Hogwart's Express creator's, grandaughter's, cousins, neices, sons, friends, cousin twice-revomed, great-grandsons, friends, daughter's nephew.
What is a ghoul?

[ricafoxx]

a fool thats to cool for school that eats drool
why does Dumbledore die?

[Ilovecats1356]

Because he fell down the stairs.

Why did Snape kill Dumbledore?

[CLUMSY]

Because he thought Dumbledore bit his finger.
How does George lose an ear?

[Miss Wings~]

He grates it with a cheese grater!!

How does Hedwig die??

[ricafoxx]

HEDWIG DIES??!! D:
who is harrys lover?

[AnnillaExtract]

Delores Umbridge

What kind of animal is Buckbeak?

[briannabribri]

A Robot Unicorn

Who is Dobby?

[ricafoxx]

a demented warthog that eats fairies and poops out money that smell like strawberries
what does harry learn from Hermione?