Role Play Rant Thread V.3 RULE UPDATE

[sidereus]

I totally agree with you |D

The same goes for wolf and cat roleplays. Don't even get me started. ;__;

[;; catmints ;;]

You are a loney vampire, type in the form and don't be lonely anymore! Romance is wanted!

Age:
Name:
Crush:
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Will you stay on this forum:

Here is mine.
Age:209
Name: ******
Crush:Open
Gender:Female
Will you stay on this forum: Yes

;-; NO, just no

[puppyeyez94]

There are barely any interesting Semi-Lit/Lit RP's anymore.

[Sorren Fey]

I still see you all posting forms and posts of others and gossiping about them.

I have warned you often enough. No more RP ranting.

[pizzas and scream]

Mods, I don't know if this is in the right section, but since it is talking about horses, I thought that it should go here.

I've been looking at so many horse roleplays, and most of them make me bang my head on the wall. They are so unrealistic, and I decided that I should explain just what is wrong with most of them.

First of all, stables, in real life, CANNOT do all discliplines. SO many roleplays have stables that do all english sports, all western sports, and horse racing.

If a stable does horse racing, it cannot do anything else besides horse racing. Sure, stables can do both english and western, but they focus on western or english. Like, if it's a boarding stable, it can do both - but in real life, stables usually (usually, not always) only do english or western. If the stable teaches, they should teach either western or english.

Next is the thing that makes me nearly scream every time I see it.
Stallions.
So many people ride stallions and mares in stable roleplays so that the mare can fall in love.
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You cannot ride stallions in shows because there will be mares there, or have stallions in a lesson with mares. The ONLY ROLEPLAY that stallions should be used in are wild horse roleplays, and horse racing roleplays. Other than that, there should be no stallions (unless there is one or two at the stable, that are used in those top-shows with only stallions or something like that).
People think that only lesson horses are gelded. WRONG.

The next section is about wild horse roleplays.

First of all, people think that stallions lead the horses to water and new places and stuff, which is incorrect. Actually, the lead mare does that.
The stallion travels at the back of the herd and protects them, while the lead mare leads.
Most of the time, people with mares make the mares all tough, and tougher than the stallion. Actually, the stallion is the toughest. He rules, even over the lead mares. The mares in the herd don't get to choose what herd they are in - the stallion does.
If a stallion sees a mare, and he goes after her, he can nip her etc. and drive her into the herd. She must obey, as the stallion is stronger than her.
So many people make their mares fight back and run away. MARES DO NOT FIGHT BACK.

If you see anything else that I missed, just post here!
You don't have to listen to these, I just posted my opinion, and the facts.

"butttt itttssssssssssss fannntasssyyyyyyyyyyyyyy make beleive"

a stable that does everything would be sheer chaos, the compound it is at would have to be huge like an air port.
"over here is a riding ring, here a corse, and there the track."

my guess these are kids who love horses to the point of ignorance, or have a "well b is like a backwards d, therefor...."

maybe they get their info from comics or cartoons.

Most of the people involved in racing just care about the money. I know of one person who raised the insurance on their horse, in case it got injured in a race, and then later on KILLED HIS HORSE and made it look like the horse broke it's leg, just so he could get all the insurance money!!

Umm, that is completely off-topic. XD

maybe they suggest someone to something like that in an RP, then the meddling kids can do sleuthing and discover what really happend in the equine murder mystery.

[classi]

And I have the same problem with wolf roleplays... I mean, I guess those are allowed to be unrealistic, but when it says "Realistic" and its not, that annoys me.
I have never, ever seen a realistic wolf roleplay on CS. Ever. They are either unrealistic, or semi-realistic. I guess that's okay...