Role Play Rant Thread V.3 RULE UPDATE

[IgnoreThisAccount]

mia looked at the fluff and picked some up and starred to make a handbag.

Mia. Is. A. Dog.

._.

Duh wut? Doggies haz no thumbs.

Dat just bad illiterate, leik MA illiterate talk now.

It hard bieng text talk.

That's my rant.

People RPing in text talk.

u=You
y=Why
r=Are
wut=What.

These are small, but they annoy me to the bone.

[diamonds;;]

Rps I want to make>>>

.Mortal Instruments
.Naruto
.Chef
.Vampire/Werewolf
.Transformers
.G.I.Joe: Renegades
.X-Men: Evolution

Rps I need to reply to>>>

.Transformers

You see my rant?

G.I.Joe would be original. There is no original RPs out there, only a few what are dead or some that are secretly thriving.

Why did Only Only Snow Leopard RP in chicken smoothie die? Cause Lilly forgot to reply and only I and Verdana post.

YOU TWO PEOPLE NOT POST. YOU MAKE LILLY SAD!

[sealsnoot]

Rps I want to make>>>

.Mortal Instruments
.Naruto
.Chef
.Vampire/Werewolf
.Transformers
.G.I.Joe: Renegades
.X-Men: Evolution

Rps I need to reply to>>>

.Transformers

You see my rant?

G.I.Joe would be original. There is no original RPs out there, only a few what are dead or some that are secretly thriving.

Why did Only Only Snow Leopard RP in chicken smoothie die? Cause Lilly forgot to reply and only I and Verdana post.

YOU TWO PEOPLE NOT POST. YOU MAKE LILLY SAD!

The only thing is, I've never seen the original. I've seen parts of the movie, and most of the Renegades series; just not the old cartoon. >.<

I want someone to define 'original' for me, because whenever I hear it, it always has a different meaning. Tell me what would be considered 'original'.

[Coseylion]

Ah yes, magical handbag making dog is magical and making handbags :3

RANT: Everyone is online while I'm offline, and I'm online when everyone's offline ;_;

[Stonefly]

"hey" he said looking at you

how is this four lines? i cant figure t out..can you help me?

[sealsnoot]

"hey" he said looking at you

how is this four lines? i cant figure t out..can you help me?

"hey" is dialouge(sp?), 'he' is one sentence, 'said' is one sentence, 'looking' is a sentence, 'at' is a sentence, and 'you' is one sentence. OR something like that.

Rant; The moment I reply, they log off. T_T

[classi]

Mods, I don't know if this is in the right section, but since it is talking about horses, I thought that it should go here.

I've been looking at so many horse roleplays, and most of them make me bang my head on the wall. They are so unrealistic, and I decided that I should explain just what is wrong with most of them.

First of all, stables, in real life, CANNOT do all discliplines. SO many roleplays have stables that do all english sports, all western sports, and horse racing.

If a stable does horse racing, it cannot do anything else besides horse racing. Sure, stables can do both english and western, but they focus on western or english. Like, if it's a boarding stable, it can do both - but in real life, stables usually (usually, not always) only do english or western. If the stable teaches, they should teach either western or english.

Next is the thing that makes me nearly scream every time I see it.
Stallions.
So many people ride stallions and mares in stable roleplays so that the mare can fall in love.
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You cannot ride stallions in shows because there will be mares there, or have stallions in a lesson with mares. The ONLY ROLEPLAY that stallions should be used in are wild horse roleplays, and horse racing roleplays. Other than that, there should be no stallions (unless there is one or two at the stable, that are used in those top-shows with only stallions or something like that).
People think that only lesson horses are gelded. WRONG.

The next section is about wild horse roleplays.

First of all, people think that stallions lead the horses to water and new places and stuff, which is incorrect. Actually, the lead mare does that.
The stallion travels at the back of the herd and protects them, while the lead mare leads.
Most of the time, people with mares make the mares all tough, and tougher than the stallion. Actually, the stallion is the toughest. He rules, even over the lead mares. The mares in the herd don't get to choose what herd they are in - the stallion does.
If a stallion sees a mare, and he goes after her, he can nip her etc. and drive her into the herd. She must obey, as the stallion is stronger than her.
So many people make their mares fight back and run away. MARES DO NOT FIGHT BACK.

If you see anything else that I missed, just post here!
You don't have to listen to these, I just posted my opinion, and the facts.

[Honourable Villain]

Rant:
I have a muse for writing something but nobody is online to reply to the Rps I'm in T_T Now I have twitchy fingers ready to tpe something.
I'm bored D;

[katniss,]

I have no muse for forms, but I want to roleplay so badly. But none of my one-on-ones/one-on-one-on-ones are replying/online. D:

[Sunfang]

I don't see what the problem is. Roleplays are not real, why make them realistic. It's all fantasy.