Role Play Rant Thread V.3 RULE UPDATE

[katniss,]

When people advertise for semi-lit one-on-ones, but they are NOT semi-lit!!! Semi-lit is at least 5 sentences peoples! Not two. Not three.

^^That is amazing.

[IgnoreThisAccount]

After watchinf Food Network for an hour straight, all I want to do is make a chef RP. But, to join you'd have to have a semi-sense of dishes and ingredients. But, would anyone know what truffel was, or how to make spicy apple sausage with red wine sauce? >.<

Grrr...why do I always have muse for impossible role plays?

Better than me.. I had muse once for a grass roleplay.


How do you roleplay grass?

I have no lcue.. but my muse..it had a feeling it wanted to type up grass thoughts and feelings!!!

~Let's see~

(Grass is called Blade)

Blade swayed gently in the breeze. He was stuck in one spot, but he knew he wouldn't be forever.
One day..he would be able to leave his little...
"OH MY GAWD! IT'S A LAWNMOWER RUUUN!" He heard..but, him and his grass buddies, Cilea, Star, Blake and Bongo..could not run.. they were at the mercy of the lawnmower... and than..at the last minute it didn't come towards them, it turned!
How great for little Blade and his friends! They get to live another day. Let's just hope..no WEEDS grow... or pretty flowers that think they are better than teh grass.

-facepalm-
Okay..It's a post..about grass..

Yeah. Try roleplaying LAMPS.
Yes, I once had muse for a lamp RP. So what?

[All Might]

I want a Harry Potter roleplay just so my charecter can do stupid crap like drawing a Triforce on the wall and use her wand to balance it on her nose. But that seems stupid and I can't find a decent one anyways.

-steals your idea-
Mwahaha..this is so something I would do~~~
Speaking of harry potter
....DREAMS Y U SO MESSED UP!
..HP dream.... mmhrm..should of had some fun and drew the triforce on a wall
Note to self~Hogwarts....VERYYYYYY fun.

Owl Of The Rain

Yeah. Try roleplaying LAMPS.
Yes, I once had muse for a lamp RP. So what?

OMG, Lamps!

[Coseylion]

mia looked at the fluff and picked some up and starred to make a handbag.

Mia. Is. A. Dog.

._.

[sealsnoot]

Rps I want to make>>>

.Mortal Instruments
.Naruto
.Chef
.Vampire/Werewolf
.Transformers
.G.I.Joe: Renegades
.X-Men: Evolution

Rps I need to reply to>>>

.Transformers

You see my rant?

[All Might]

Why oh why do I have muse for you!!

mia looked at the fluff and picked some up and starred to make a handbag.

Mia. Is. A. Dog.

._.

She's a dog.... that...can....sew?

[diamonds;;]

mia looked at the fluff and picked some up and starred to make a handbag.

Mia. Is. A. Dog.

._.

Duh wut? Doggies haz no thumbs.

Dat just bad illiterate, leik MA illiterate talk now.

It hard bieng text talk.

That's my rant.

People RPing in text talk.

[west ,]

Why oh why do I have muse for you!!

mia looked at the fluff and picked some up and starred to make a handbag.

Mia. Is. A. Dog.

._.

She's a dog.... that...can....sew?

That is strange... I never heard of a dog that can make a handbag out of fur...

[All Might]

mia looked at the fluff and picked some up and starred to make a handbag.

Mia. Is. A. Dog.

._.

She's a dog.... that...can....sew?

That is strange... I never heard of a dog that can make a handbag out of fur...[/quote]

Maybe..is teh doggy magical?

I CAN'T use real noob/troll bothersome talk..I forget and end up all...correct.

Set aside common errors..

......
I have way to many roleplays I'm in and ignoreing!

[sealsnoot]

mia looked at the fluff and picked some up and starred to make a handbag.

Mia. Is. A. Dog.

._.

Duh wut? Doggies haz no thumbs.

Dat just bad illiterate, leik MA illiterate talk now.

It hard bieng text talk.

That's my rant.

People RPing in text talk.

I believe the canine race in this RP is mutating, otherwise this would be beyond possible.

Rant; Trying to get myself to reply...Self, stop fighting me!