Role Play Rant Thread V.3 RULE UPDATE

[saige.]

I have stuff to reply to, but I just don't have the muse >.< That, and it's 1:18 in the morning e___e

[Fat Unicorn]

*mumbles alien grumble*
ohnuahahahahah!
Why do people have to join an RP, then make their wolf instantly fall in love with the Alpha at first sight, then declare infinite love to the Alpha? D:<<
Do it the proper way like the rest of us!

[Abbsicle]

How is TWO lines Semi-lit?

^ This. I've been seeing it everywhere.. I get tempted to join until I see that it says semi-lit. "But.. I thought there was 2 sentences on the last page?" -_-;

[Poison.]

Ranting ;; -.-'

1) When role plays are labelled as 'Semi-literate', but the posts submitted are somewhat like this;
"Good bye," he said and bowed casually before disappearing down the hallway and into the dark shadows that were being cast by the dim candles placed along the walls.
It irritates me to no end. >->

2) When you're role playing with another character and then suddenly, the person goes offline and doesn't reappear for several days; leaving you to do nothing but wait. >.<

3) When people role play like this;
*she turns and looks at the boy* what do you want? *frowns*
Not only is it a tiny post, but it's. so. damn. illerate. and. annoying. >.<

/feels better.
e.e

[IgnoreThisAccount]

.... Long rant alert ....
Whenever I join a roleplay, I make my form huge if I feel like it. If I don't, well, I make it medium. When I start RolePlaying, I am never the first one to post. You know why? I post what the others post. Sometimes more. If others type a paragraph, I type a paragraph. If others write two sentences, I do the same. I give what I'm given.
Problem is, when I find a literate RP and try posting my form, the owner might say "Your posts are not Literae enough".
Yeah, well, just flicking through my posts is not going to give you a good idea. Okay?

[katniss,]

When you own a semi-lit roleplay, and the first member to join is always so very good, and their forms are very high quality... and then they never even post once D:

[Horologium]

When people roleplay like this:

Example1: *walks to house*
Example2: Hi Example1!

[sealsnoot]

My muse has cursed me!

I am so tired, yet I have so much muse....

[Destonation]

When you work so hard on the plot of your roleplay- and then no one follows it! Then when you get mad they say they are going to quit.

[All Might]

After watchinf Food Network for an hour straight, all I want to do is make a chef RP. But, to join you'd have to have a semi-sense of dishes and ingredients. But, would anyone know what truffel was, or how to make spicy apple sausage with red wine sauce? >.<

Grrr...why do I always have muse for impossible role plays?

Better than me.. I had muse once for a grass roleplay.


How do you roleplay grass?

I have no lcue.. but my muse..it had a feeling it wanted to type up grass thoughts and feelings!!!

~Let's see~

(Grass is called Blade)

Blade swayed gently in the breeze. He was stuck in one spot, but he knew he wouldn't be forever.
One day..he would be able to leave his little...
"OH MY GAWD! IT'S A LAWNMOWER RUUUN!" He heard..but, him and his grass buddies, Cilea, Star, Blake and Bongo..could not run.. they were at the mercy of the lawnmower... and than..at the last minute it didn't come towards them, it turned!
How great for little Blade and his friends! They get to live another day. Let's just hope..no WEEDS grow... or pretty flowers that think they are better than teh grass.

-facepalm-
Okay..It's a post..about grass..