This Is A Journal..... NOT A Diary!/TIAJNAD

[FreeAccount]

This gave me a good laugh. Honestly, I think you're very talented at writing.
Way better than me.

[Hawkfire.]

And meh 8D

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This gave me a good laugh. Honestly, I think you're very talented at writing.
Way better than me.

Oh my goodness, this comment nearly made me cry with happiness! Nobody's ever said this to me! I'm still smiling about that comment! Thank you!

And meh 8D

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO! You are better then me (as is dachshunds)!




The next day, I was VERY mad. I mean, seriously. Do you expect to be as calm and happy as a ham when your brother just stuffed a live slimy fish in your bed? NO! You are NOT happy! So as soon as I woke up I stomped into Brent's room and yelled in his ear. He was still sleeping, which made it all the better (his writing will be in green).
AAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha, I scared you! And that isn't even the beginning of what I'll do to you!
What do you mean?!
You put Picasho in my bed!
Oh ya, that was really funny, wasn't it?
NO! It wasn't funny! It was TERRIFYING!
Which made it all the funnier. Now get out of my room.
He pushed me out of his room and slammed the door in my face, still laughing about the night before. I ignored it and went out to eat breakfast. The only breakfast food I eat is either waffles, pancakes, french toast (it HAS to be french), or poptarts. But guess what was left for breakfast? Eggs. I absolutely HATE eggs! They are so revolting. So I went to school hungry. At least being hungry was better then eating those awful eggs. When I got to school, guess who was waiting for me? Jenette.
Hi there wittle bwaby!
Be quiet.
Or what?
I thought we already had this conversation the other day!
Hmm.... we did, didn't we? Still, you are a little baby. And you're a pethetic wimp, a loser, and a geek.
I am not a geek! I just get good grades!
Which means you are a geek.
No, that means that I study.
Oh please, studying is so old schooled.
Oh really? Who made that decision?
Me, and I rule this world!
No you don't.
Yes I do.
No, you don't!
Yes I do and you know it! Oh, and make sure to use the bathroom today!
What did she mean? Jenette walked away in her popular-girl way. I decided not to go to the bathroom, just in case it was a trick.

[flufferpie]

AGAHAGAHAGHA. Okay, slapping the mom was one thing. Someone needs to push Jenette down a flight of stairs!

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lol! I'm gonna have to write more later, sorry! My sister wants to go on.

[JDsalamander]

If I met Jenette and she called me a geek, here's what I'd say:
"Go fall in a hole. Oh, and getting good grades doesn't make me a geek, it means that, unlike you, I have a brain."

[FreeAccount]

Hey, it's the truth ;D way to go!

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lol! Death The Kat, I showed your comment to my brother and he laughed so hard, as did I! His favorite part about the comment was this: "it means that, unlike you, I have a brain."}

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Hey, it's the truth ;D way to go!

Aww, that's so sweet of you dachshunds! Man, if I meet you I'm going to have to put that as my ringtone..... if I ever get a phone...... XD}

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I then realized what Jenette had meant. It happened when I opened my locker in between periods and yellow liquid gunk fell out of my locker, landing on my pants...... and it looked like I had peed. And it happened at the worst part of day, too, because everybody was in the hall, so everybody stared and laughed.
I told you to make sure to go bathroom!
I ran away from everybody and ran into the bathroom. I tried to wash off the stains, but it just made it worse. Now it looked like I had peed my whole pants! So, I know I was taking a risk, but I locked myself in a bathroom. I suddenly heard somebody walk into the bathroom,and I stepped on the toilet so that whoever it was couldn't see my feet or anything else of my body.
I know you're in here, Amy!
Jenette was in the bathroom. and she was looking for me!
Come out, come out, wherever you are.......
I found a large bowl in my backpack (don't ask why it was in there) and I filled it with toilet water..... with my business in it too! When I kenw that Jenette was right beside the door to the stall I was in, I unlocked the door to my stall, knocking Jenette down, and I poored the toilet water on her. All my bathroom stuff that had come out of my body that I had put in the bowl, was now on Jenette.
AGH! Oh.... my..... GOSH! EWWWWW!!!!! Get this gross stuff off of me!
I laughed and right before I ran out of the bathroom I shouted.
Now who should've used the bathroom?!
I laughed and ran out of the bathroom. My pants had dried, and I had gotten revenge..... REVENGE, I tell you! When Jenette came out of the bathroom, she still looked like what I had dumped on her. Everybody laughed and laughed at her, more then they did at me. At the end of school, I got onto the bus and rode home. When I got home, Mom hugged me so hard..... what was wrong with her?
Oh my goodness, Amy! We've got to get to the hospital.... NOW!