Though I have taken my book off of Amazon and it is no longer for sale, I see that people are still asking how I got it published. I will probably not be publishing anymore books, but I got my book published for free at Createspace.com for those who are wondering. Hope this helps.
NOTE: I am no longer writing the TIAJNAD series. Instead, my two successors are. For more information, click here.
First of all, I have permission from Tess/the staff to have published TIAJNAD! They messaged me saying that they "had no problem with it". Still don't believe me? Look:
See? I DIDN'T STEAL.
Second of all, I did not put the published version of TIAJNAD on Barnes And Noble.com. Somebody must have bought it from Amazon or something and is now selling it on Barnes And Noble. I don't have anything to do with that person or the price they chose to put the book as.
Thirdly, the reason there is a bunch of spelling errors in the published version is because I had a very short time to publish it so I had to sort of rush through the proofreading process.
Fourthly, the TIAJNAD Tumblr does not belong to me. A fan just made that tumblr, not me.
Hi guys! It's me, JF, and I'm writing a new story that I hope you'll enjoy!
ALSO, THERE'S A THIS IS A JOURNAL NOT A DIARY FAN CLUB FOR THIS! OMW I FEEL SO SPECIAL!!!!!!!!
Oh, and here's a banner:
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Aaaannndddd.... GUESS WHAT?! TIAJNAD HAS NOW BEEN PUBLSIHED! Click here to order the book!
Okay, so get this. It's like, I am just sitting there in the cafateria, when suddenly Jenette (the most POPULAR kid in school) dumps her spaghetti all over me (there's a noodle hanging from my nose)...... ON PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!!! Man, right this instent I just want to slap her in the face with a stuffed fish! You are probably wondering who I am. I am Amy. Here is what I look like:
And my mom said she wanted me to start writing in this lame journal, so I am. Except, she called it a diary. But get this, this is a journal, not a diary! I do not carry a diary!
Anyway, when Jenette dumped that spaghetti on me, she apologized fakley. I shall write her words in pink, and mine in orange since orange is my favorite color.
I am so sorry, loser!
Go away.
Or what? Are woo gonna go and twell on me wike a wittle bwaby?
If anybody's the baby, you are. I'm not the one talking like I'm two years old.
Shut up.
And then, Jenette walked away with her gang of evil minions...... or in this case, Delilah, Twila, and Sugar, the other popular girls in school.
Here is Jenette:
Here is Delilah:
Here is Twila:
Here is Sugar:
You are probably wondering how I got there pictures. I stole them from their house. I am sneaky.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
......... Okay, I actually saw them in the school picture album and asked for copies of them. Anyway, the rest of the day went fine...... except for the fact that some kid in school that sat behind me barfed into the hoodie I was wearing, I got a D- on my Science Test, a kid called me spaghetti nose since I hadn't gotten rid of the spaghetti strand on my nose, Jenette coughed the words "Loser" during Math and my teacher didn't realize it, but the rest of the class did, and when I washed my hands in the bathroom, there was a scratch on my nose so when I reached up to scratch it, I accidently miscalculated and itched my eye with my still soapy hand. But besides all that, it was a pretty good day.
