Role Play Rant Thread V.3 RULE UPDATE

[Keriae]

Rant::
Mom and Dad are taking my shopping.
I need to reply to three literate roleplays.
Whut.

Parents are ebil. Really, they are. xD

[Noctali]

The roleplay we're crashing ? I can't make my form now. And I was going to make a seemingly sue tom. hen turn him into the worst fighter and hunter EVER.

Rant::
Mom and Dad are taking my shopping.
I need to reply to three literate roleplays.
Whut.

*cough*You also need to make forms for one*cough*

Rant: My hunger brought my muse back. Lawlwut?

[Mardigraskit]

The roleplay we're crashing ? I can't make my form now. And I was going to make a seemingly sue tom. hen turn him into the worst fighter and hunter EVER.

Rant::
Mom and Dad are taking my shopping.
I need to reply to three literate roleplays.
Whut.

*cough*You also need to make forms for one*cough*

Rant: My hunger brought my muse back. Lawlwut?

I know TT-TT Thats one of the three.
PARENTS ARE EVIL.

And my muse ran away. NOOOO.

[AspiringMagicalGirl]

I replied to my own role-play and No one replied. Am I really that bad?

[saige.]

I have to go to a zoo I hate x.x No, I wanna stay home and RP D: Just the thought of going is draining my muse T3T

[AspiringMagicalGirl]

I want to make a new RP but I can't decide if it should be a warriors RP or a high school RP.

[Pigeonly]

NO MUSE FOR ANYTHING BUT A WARRIORS RP. I'm trying my best with others, but the posts sound horrible.

WAI MUSE?!

[Skunk1234321]

OKAY. Prepare for a MAJOR outburst.
WHY CAN'T IF FIND ANY DECENT WOLF OR FOX ROLEPLAYS THAT ARE LITERAAAAAATE?!?!
Ok, peace can return.

I have (erm, had?) a fox RP! But it's not literate so I think this is a bit spammy... And now I remember one of my posts here a while ago, when I was complaining that someone in my Fox (and wolf (but never posted in it) and Kiwi RPs) RP had basically abandoned it. Yea... So, a blind arctic fox magically disappears into the snow and leaves my fennec fox to look around forever and (I gues...) die, just because she ate a rabbit in front of your character? I'm too shy to ask her, since the person who RPed the arctic fox is one of my friends... But still, you just leave my RP (not saying anything) right after our foxes shared a rabbit, for a different fox RP? And they only have two breeds allowed, red and grey foxes... Mine would probably have been better, since there's a bigger variety (however you spell that (evil laptop + Internet Explorer = no spellcheck... D:)) of breeds allowed (all of them! :D). Sadly, it's dead because one of my RL friends who joined it stopped posting, possibly at a loss for words because she's talking to a fox whom she's got a crush on... To be honest, after my friend left to join the other fox RP, the only real RPing was coming from two people who (their characters) never met before. Then, one of the two people's character (lets call her Lilly) scents rabbit. The other fox (lets call her Amy) scents the same rabbit, and they meet. Then they become friends. Then they bump the RP a few times and someone else joins (lets call him Bob). I accept Bob and then we wait a couple weeks for people to continue RPing. Then, my RL friend joins (lets call her character Rachel). I accept her. Bob is on the other side of his territory (they live in two "packs"/"clans"/"tribes"/etc.). Rachel is in the "camp". Rachel gets out of her den and sees Bob pawing at a couple pieces of prey. (Rachel is new to RPing so I couldn't yell/tell/PM/etc. her that she was power-playing. But she could at least put " around what Rachel is saying... Here are her posts (and Bob):

Rachel sighed. she actually felt pity for the loners!

She sniffed the air. she could smell a loner coming her way.

(I tell her to please not double post or post one-liners)

The scent of mice flew into Rachel's nose. she didn't want to fight with the loner, and she hoped the loner didn't want to fight with her. she padded away, following the of the mice. finally, turning into a clearing, found Bob with two mice laided out in front of him. trying to hide her giddiness, she muttered: May I have a Mouse?

(FYI Bob and Rachel are in the same "pack")

Bob looked at her suspiciouosly, and then sighed. This winter was not only being harsh on him. Everyone was starving. He tossed a mouse at Rachel and took a bite out of his own, now ignoring the fact that he should have given it to the elders or a kit. He hadn't eaten in almost a week, and, after all, he was the one doing all the hunting and fighting for the clan; he had to be prepared and full of energy.
He looked Rachel up and down. "You new? I'm Bob by the way," he said, licking his lips.

(This next one took me a while to understand...)

Very nice to meet you, Bob. the words sounded like honey was stuck in her mouth. she sighed. he was so handsome. My name is Rachel. I am happy to meet you. I'm the new leader of Group 2. Rachel, Rachel. she thought. you sound like you're lying

(The "packs" don't have names yet...)

Bob looked at Rachel. "Hey. Welcome to the group," he said, bowing his head respectfully at her, after all, she was the leader. He smiled charmingly, eyes glinting.

And then I bump up the topic a bunch of times...)

[west ,]

I want to make a Marmaduke RP. I cant think of a plot unless i get started off. Please can ANYBODY just give me 1 single line to start me off? It would be much appreciated.

[Seahorseshoe]

C'mon! I know you are online so post!!