stupidly threaten the user above V2 !!

[peachyiie]

im going to take your device and rearrange your stamp collection so they aren't in a rainbow order

[cassienanan]

i will colour in the dreamie in your sig like a small child (scribbles, outside the lines, random colours etc.)

[googshish]

I'm gonna put u in a mason jar and shake it really hard

[dunmer]

Not if I put you in a small terrarium first.

[peachyiie]

im going to turn you into a carrot then dip u in barbecue sauce

[Corey Taylor]

I’m stealing an “i” in your username.

[CaptainAltenor]

I'll ever so slightly scratch each of your vinyl records and CDs so that they're playable, but also slightly off.

[<|°_°|>]

I'm locking you in a room with overplayed pop music on full volume.

[OldShoe]

I'm gonna use your bathroom and not flush.

[cswolf.]

I will steal all the vowels off your keyboard