[Wifflebee]

This is Cotton Eyed Joe, the stankiest dog to ever live. : ) I designed him to be this Equid’s potential companion, but I fear he may be too ugly-cute to win. we shall see.

Even if he doesn’t win: He’ll be a super old bow legged Affenpinscher that showed up to my (fictional arpg) Beautmont Collie/Senegal Zebra/WME ranch. He’s missing a leg and an eye and has a mysterious stench no matter how many baths he’s given. walks around like he owns the place, bullies the other animals for fun. what a stinky dirty boy.

[Aizaka]

:' D What a cute little old man! < 3 lol I love his little tooth sticking out.

[Wifflebee]

:' D What a cute little old man! < 3 lol I love his little tooth sticking out.

Thank yoouu! I couldn’t resist a lil snaggle tooth c: <3

[Leek.dot]

Scrunkly!! < 3

[emblo]

what a stinky old man! i love him though, very cute

[Wifflebee]

Scrunkly!! < 3

The scrunkliest!!

what a stinky old man! i love him though, very cute

Thank youu! he is a meanie. he says he tolerates you <3 (a pretty big honor, tbh :’o)

[RoxyTBDW]

He reminds me of the song The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy (I can't link it due to profanity), but his anthem is def Cotton Eyed Joe

[Kenjaku]

Omg worst part of being a dog groomer is the dogs you have to bathe like 20 times and they STILL STINK!!
This guy is my worst nightmare

[Wifflebee]

He reminds me of the song The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy (I can't link it due to profanity), but his anthem is def Cotton Eyed Joe

oh my god this song is a gem. 😭😂 Definitely fits! hahah!

Omg worst part of being a dog groomer is the dogs you have to bathe like 20 times and they STILL STINK!!
This guy is my worst nightmare

oohh he would certainly be a groomers nightmare. He would be an absolute menace the entire time, too. snarling and biting. no one steals his stench and lives to tell the tale. BI

[jensen ackles]

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i am obsessed with cotton eye joe. he is very gorgeous to me.
incredibly well done !!!