Role Play Rant Thread V.2

[ferssier ;]

Ugh, you know what bothers me?
In some roleplays, they talk like this(for example):
bob: looks around hi there he said.

And then:

bob: runs in WOAH WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?! he said.

Really? Ugh, this bothers me. And people post, like, one minute, and then another one a minute later. So if you're not online, and you're interacting with that person, you'll come back to see how the replied and it's like:
bob: runs really fast to the kill pile grabs a mouse and brings it back here you go he said.
A minute after this:
bob: my name is bob and one dya im gonna be a warrior. he said.
(Spelling mistake was intended.)
A minute after:
bob: well i guess im gonna go bye he said. he ran away and ran to another cat hello!

X( This is so annoying. And also, I do NOT like unrealistic roleplays. Like, I'm okay with vampires and stuff, but I mean unrealistic where they meet and fall in love in one second. I absolutely HATE that. That's happened in a lot of roleplays too, including the other one I explained. The conversation would go like this:

bob: hi my names bob he said.

Sarah smiled and said, "Hello Bob."

bob: runs really super fast to kill pile and sets a fat mouse down in front of her here you go.

Sarah was happy. "Thank you."

bob: your welcome miss.

Sarah was overjoyed. "You're so nice. I love you."

bob: i love you too he purred. bob was so happy

Sarah was even happier now. "Be my mate?"

bob: of course he said. now bob was feeling great.

UGH does that make any sense? Really, they JUST met. All he did was give you a mouse. Seriously! Does this bother anyone else? Then it continues on, "Oh bob I never thought I would meet someone who cares about me as much as you do but I was wrong" and all this mushy stuff. I don't like reading stuff like this and I don't believe it would happen like this.
Thank you for listening to my rant.

[Solfeggio]

Ugh, you know what bothers me?
In some roleplays, they talk like this(for example):
bob: looks around hi there he said. ...

What bothers me more is that the she-cat fell for a cat named Bob...
XD

...aaand I just realize this should be posted on the new thread lol. Sorries.

[ferssier ;]

It's just an example

[-Ethereal-Catalyst-]

You want to hear something stupid? I have a semi-lit rp that says clearly on the name INVITATIONAL!!!! Guess what? A random person comes out of nowhere and joins. What the flippin french toast!!!!!!!!!!!!

[~The~Peacock~Tazzy~]

NEW THREAD
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=613694

[ferssier ;]

Lol, flippin french toast. But that is REALLY stupid.

[~The~Peacock~Tazzy~]

Please use the other thread. There is a reason I quoted it.