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[malikrompir]

my dog does laps around the house then she is happy, it get funny as she tangles in blankets and random items she findes in her way

[MyrrhDarkwing]

I loveee the kind of jokes that are best told in the most serious way possible. Just really, completely straight faced. Two of my favourites are:

Do you know why that when geese fly in a V shape, one side is longer than the other?

That side has more geese.

…

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

(Followed up, of course, with: what’s brown and dirty? dirt.)

[MangoAki]

i find immense joy in memories of waking up to my cat sleeping on my face. like queen 1) ur suffocating me and 2) my face cant be that comfortable. she would do this all the time and then scream at me when i moved her so i could breathe lol she was a very silly old lady

[natrillie]

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this gif never fails to make me laugh
i can just hear zoe saying 'rocco rocco' all cheery all with elmo looking like he's on the verge of a crash out

[TroubleRaccoon]

How do ducks pay for their bread..


(They ask to put it on their bill)

[SinlessSheep]

Are you a firefighter? Because you come in hot and leave me wet (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

(The only crappy pick-up line I remember, since I was "flirting" with my friend for, like, an hour one night, making each other laugh 😭)

[mollymauktealeaf]

My cat is named Crook (for reasons that are about to become incredibly obvious). No, I didn't name him that, he came with it from the shelter. The shelter staff told me he'd gone through 10 different owners, and he was only 4 years old!!! But he was a big chunky sweetheart who only wanted to be held, so me with my big bleeding heart took him home.

Not only does this ridiculous orange chonk steal things on a regular basis (hair ties, socks straight out of the dryer, sometimes entire quilts right off the couch, whatever cash he can grab if it's in an open bag, the list goes on), but he's also the biggest chaos causer in my household (which is saying something, because I've got a big family!).

Case in point, today I sat down to join a Discord video call with my DnD group for a session 0 of a new campaign, and this cat somehow managed to completely shut off my computer, open Spotify on my Xbox, AND completely disconnect my headphones from my phone. All in one quick go.

He then proceeded to, immediately after, flop into my lap, and sneeze so hard he fell off the chair I was sitting in.
I apparently live with a Fae creature, and I still don't know what to think about it, and this cat has been with me for the past 6 years!

[pawzandfangz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVD6mjxo9oE
work at a pizza place sounds but its cats :3

[NiightCult]

one of my favorite, stupidest jokes ever to make anybody including myself laugh is

what do you call a fish without an eye

a fsh.

emphasis on the sh sound. its so, so stupid but i ound immense joy in telling it to people and laughing at just HOW stupid it is.

[Smincy]

I've been cat sitting at a friend's house, she has 2 GIGANTIC tomcats. The thing is, when they meow, it sounds suuuper high, like the meow of a little kitten 😂

Also, they are trained to use buttons to tell us, what they want. One of them usually keeps pressing the "food" button, until you get annoyed and give them something to eat. I reminds me not to give a "food" button to my cat at home 😅