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[ghostlad]

Username and ID: ghostlad + 955149
Date: 16/11



How would YOU lure this ghost away?

"Awww.... What a cutie!
I don't see why Neil hates this fella at all..."

Shrub came into the office today expecting to be excited to lure the new pesky ghost away, but with Neil out of earshot (not that he can read his mind), he finds himself sympathising with the fella. I mean... who likes paperwork anyways?

Shrub decides to lay out his spoils from his work bonuses (all paid in candy) out on his desk and invites the sqim to share some with him. Not that he's exactly opposed if their guest keeps eating his work instead of his candy... Shrub really just wants to make a friend.

[Artwork-Is-Key]

Username and id: Artwork-Is-Key + 194935
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: Id make paperwork. So much paperwork that i have to carry it in a wheelbarrow. And I’ll make a deal…if he comes with me, he can have it all, and more in the future! But I also tell him my paperwork is the worst paperwork, the absolute worst, which makes it tastes the absolute best!
Date: Nov 16 ‘24

[chellerd]

Username and id: Chellerd + 636353
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: First of all we'll get a freshly printed stack of paper from the printer, we then shred the freshly printed paper and make a little trail that goes towards a harmless wildlife trap, we then use a hook device to grab the slithering creature from the trap and put them in an appropriate bin that we can close safely along with some of the shredded paper, so they have something to munch on during their transition into a fully glass made enclosure with all the paper they can eat!
Date: 16 Nov 2024

[AlatusNemeseos]

Username and id: AlatusNemeseos + 1019891
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: i’d offer him a job at being a professional paper shredder!! that way he can chew up unwanted or used paperwork all he pleases, and not chew on any important documents or paperwork that still needs filing!
Date: November 16th!

[Apollione]

Username and id: Apollione + 373946
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: I actually have a lot of papers that could use some reorganisation. There are old homeworks, scrapped book ideas, even some that have art on them! I could use a guy that would nom on these. They would become something like a personal paper scrapper, but much cuter! Oh and look, I even have some origami! Those they can have as a treat, but not too often tho, since they can be hard to create.
Date: 16/11

[V.Vulpes]

Username and id: V.Vulpes [675418]
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: I would teach this guy how to do origami! Take his love for paper and teach him to make art out of it! Any that he doesn't like, he can just turn them into snacks.
Date: 11/16

[tomatotomato]

Username and id: tomatotomato + 410576
How would YOU lure this ghost away?:

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Thad has totally got this! When he walks in to find another ghostie today, he's expecting to try making a new friend like he did the days before. But to his absolute horror, this ghost likes to eat paper! "Oh Neil...I simply can't imagine what I would do with a paper muncher like this roaming my bookshelves. This won't do." After all, there's only one thing TO do. He has to take this ghost somewhere where it won't munch on people's important papers! Luckily, Thad remembers that his friend Onion, who runs a local junkyard, has been a bit lonely and looking for an associate to help with recycling. Thad takes some crepe paper rollers and leads the ghostie out of Neil's office and to Onion's homestead next to the junkyard. They'll know what to do from there.

Date: 16th November

Sour Cream & Onion: "Onion", for reference

[Arzin.exe]

Username and id:Arzin.exe #1021545
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: paperwork? i got a bunch! here, i would offer the ghost a bunch of my random college assigments and ask what they taste like. Once he starts chewing on them however, they would most likely take awhile (considering the papers of my college form are very thicc) which would give me the chance of simply scooping them up and placing them outside of the office safe and sound
Date: Nov, 16th

[kobieface]

Username and id: kobieface + 1105594
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: I would get him a cabbage! Surely if he likes tearing things up, a cabbage might be a nice distraction so he can keep his hands busy, and he can even take a bite or too as a snack since all that intense shredding must be burning some calories!
Date: 11/16

[reshihall]

Username and id: reshihall + 1029503
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: i would put this little fella in a rage room! he might just need a way to get his rage and anxiety out if hes such a pesky little guy. this includes paint for him to throw around, paper and notebooks for him to tear, and old furniture to wreck!
Date: 16/11