confess your food crimes v.1

[Bellapuff]

I DELETED THE FIRST PART OOPS
I'm honestly not a huge fan of gravy but that doesn't sound too out there to me. The term gravy dogs does bring to mind wet pet food though lol.

I think the weirdest thing I've wangjangled with leftover food in the fridge was something I've started referring to as shrimp salad. It's dethawed frozen shrimp, green onion, feta cheese, mayonnaise, siracha sauce, and chili lime seasoning. I don't even like mayonnaise or siracha. I just needed something to eat. I stuffed it into a couple of pitas and it wasn't that bad. I wouldn't make it if I had like, any other food in the house or money to get different food but I would eat it again if I had to.

[=Kitty=]

sounds fire tbh- but im adding wangjangled to my vocabulary now

hear me out chat- pickles and peanut butter as a sandwich- just slice them up, peanut butter on the bread, boom, odd combo sandwich

don't knock it til you try it

(id recommend not using a lot of PB)

[kkermit.]

I've heard that combination is good, but I have to be in the mood for pickles. It's not that bad nor weird, so you're fine.

I guess my food crime is french fries and guacamole. It's so good, honestly.

[Hawk WillowWatcher]

Meh. 1 day in food prison

I drink yogurt by stabbing it with a fork

[Imbion]

So true, the feral urge to slurp the yogourt. Possession.

I add salt to my hot chocolate.

[Moonage Daydream]

ITS SWEET IT DOESNT REQUIRE SALTTTT

tomato sauce on a piece of buttered toast *chefs kiss*

[wolf,]

i won’t lie sometimes all i need is a bit of bread and ketchup so i cant knock you here

a few good scoops of sour cream, sugar, and sliced bananas mixed together ,, sooo good

[purin]

sounds funky may or may not try that actually

i dip my burgers in ranch, lol.

[naiveté]

Hallo I suppose it taste good, I trust you with that, but am not American idk what like am not fond of ranch because I am not American ;-;

I like to eat ice cream cones with no ice cream in them...

[re4]

not a crime at all! I love doing that too lol

not my crime, but my boyfriend eats peanut butter and cheese sandwiches… (he will sometimes have sandwich meat on it too.)