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[amajiki]

the dragon store is closed

why do fish stay underwater?

[P0stHum4n]

To visit bikini bottom when on vacation

Why is the grass green?

[SteamPunk_9Skullz]

Because the plants are allergic to the other colors and they get sick

Why are paper sheets so thin?

[RedtailTheWarrior]

It's easier to commit crime that way. You see one day they're gonna become so thin, they're practically invisable. It's a survival tactic, really.



Why isn't gum illigal?

[WolfieTheNerd]

too tasty! also curbs my desire to eat erasers by keeping me chewing for 10 years

why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?

[WolfCub.]

actually thats illegal the police are on there way

why does math even exist?

[MrDoomBringer]

maths exists because the minions needed to know how many bananas it would take to combust

why do dogs bark?

[CryptidHunter_425]

well they certainly don't tree!!

is water wet?

[JaxtheAxe]

Yes, but not because it's wet, it literally IS wetness!

Why must soda have so many dyes?

[SweetStardewSylveon]

Soda's admire the rainbow.

Why is the alphabet ordered like that?