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Name: Greg Buford
Age: 134
Gender: Male
Origin: (where you're from) Representing OSHA, Earth, 2406 A.D.
Personality: A conservative fella from Idaho who believes in outlandish, impractical, bleeding-heart principals such as “the inherent value of human life” and “objective right and wrong” and “people are more than what the economy can squeeze out of them”.
He grew up on a farm, then worked for 40 years in a Human Resources Recycling Plant (that is, humans as resources) and now, ever since his “incident”, he investigates various facilities on behalf of OSHA.
Appearance: An outmoded Nokia cyber-model wearing an orange plaid shirt, cargo pants, and a mostly empty tool belt. His great grandchildren have been begging him to upload his consciousness into an updated cyber-model but he sticks with version 1.5 because “they don’t build the new ones to last anymore”.
Memento - (Item of significance permitted for the Employee) Swiss Army knife. Ain’t she a beaut!