confess your food crimes v.1

[yuune]

crime punishable by twenty thousand years in jail get it away from me

hot sauce on whole dill pickles. Dip it in there like its a dipping sauce.

[shurikenfox]

I kinda get it on a general level. That being said, since I’m deciding the judgment, it sounds kinda gross to me. Sorry. You only get a couple of weeks in jail though. Maybe community service if the Council finds it so preposterous.

My potential crime? I had sandwiches one time that included ham, jam, and cucumber all at once. don’t knock it until you try it

[Paratea]

I would probably try this, just without the cucumber lol,
Not a crime to me

I once put jam on cheese crackers (it was not good)

[quackk]

odd but not too much of a crime?


I used to eat cereal with milk, and ice cubes added.

[lilacmoon03]

not really a crime but definitely strange so I say probation for 2 weeks lol

ramen with American cheese and chili, it sounds gross but it's SO YUMMY #1 comfort food

[vinyl]

im sorry but chili????? as in the dish, not chili peppers??? c r i m e

i eat cheetos with a spoon

[warriorcatlover1122]

Lmao how do you get the cheetos to stay on the spoon id rather use chopsticks lol

I mix ranch and ketchup, ive been told its ungodly

[paevent]

Yeah I’d probs cringe if I saw that in person

I didn’t think this would be that criminal, but whenever I use ketchup as a dip for bacon ppl freak out

[swag]

i dont really like bacon but that doesnt sound too bad ngl

i use mayo as a dip for chips (specifically doritos and anything salt and vinegar)

[koi-step]

Sadly im allergic to mayo.

I eat brownies with a fork.