Write a Letter You Cannot Send

[Meulin Leijon]

Dear ____,
I. HATE. YOU. Get it in your head nimrod. Tube-uler. There I said it. You can't hate me for years and decide to turn your back and love me. Doesn't work like that. AT ALL. If I see you in our new school I will choke you till you beg for mercy. Which you can't cause your being choked. I never loved you never will. Go die in a ditch. Now. You and your annoying self. Do you see how much you light up when you see your bestfriend who is a guy. Like a firework. And you call me names. Pfft. You said you loved the new girl in our school and you decided me. How pathetic you must be. I want tou rip your face of your head run over it feew it to an angry dog then put in on your stomach. Why am I righting this so late. I told my brother what happened and he told me to right a letter to you, track you down, and throw you on the ground, and kick you repeatidly. (He tought me how.) Why am I dissing you? Because you are you. You're lucky I won't cuss because I am not a cusser. You think your better than me. YOU WISH!!! If I had to save one person. You or my evil sister, and the othe would get thrown in a valcano I would personally push you in.

With no love.
nour06

[Ailani]

Dear you know who,

I wish I was with you. I wish I could be more than friends with you. I wish I was more than just your best friend. I wish I never lied and said your like my brother. I know that didn't change anything. I was gonna tell you. On the 16th of June. But she was there. And she kissed you. You hugged me, though. I wish it was more than a hug. I still have the smell of your cheap clone on my sweater. I wish you were here, right now, next to me. But your with her, with here, next to her. I love you so much. I have for two years now.

Love,

Your best friend who you tell everything to.

[~The~Peacock~Tazzy~]

Dear _______,
I miss you, I hope you'r alright. I saw your boyfriend yesterday, and I felt really bad talking to him. I know your on vacation, but that still does not prevent me from worrying about you. I confess that I cry, wondering if you'r alright. Wondering if you'r coming back. Wondering if you'r uncle is okay. Hoping that soon you will email me back. i feel like you never liked me when you ignore me like that, and I know that it is because you are busy. I know that I probably spelled your email address wrong, there fore sending it to some stranger who won't reply. But I still worry. You have been my best friend through everything. Even when we thought we didn't like each other. You were there on the bus when we got in trouble for eating Ramen and hotchoclate. You were there when we cleaned it up. You were there through putting up name tags on every single bus seat, and making sure everyone sat in there seat. But most of all, you were there on the first day I ever cried publicly on the bus. The last day of school. I confess and wish that I want to know your alright, and that I want to hug you. I want to know you are coming back next year. I also want to know that you didn't ignore me because you pretended to like me.
Love,
KAA. Love you Cookie Whore.

[splenda]

dear ____,
i really fail to understand how one person can really be so annoying. it baffles me, honestly.
i know you don't mean to be, and i know i don't often specify the things you to that annoy me out of my wits, so naturally it would be difficult for you to try and fix something you weren't entirely aware was a problem in the first place.
that said, the intense frustration and agitation you tend to inadvertently cause me may or may not cause me to hate you just a bit in return.
as mentioned before, i know i don't tell you exactly what it is that makes me want to strangle the life out of you with a garden hose, but at times i feel it should be obvious.
clearly the things you do you don't find annoying, but if you would try to look at it from a different standpoint, it might not be so difficult to believe?
off the top of my head, i have a few examples; you have a pair of perfectly working headphones, yet you choose to use your speakers? it wouldn't be such a problem if a recent accent hadn't caused your computer to be moved RIGHT NEXT TO MINE. i'm not saying you can't use your speakers, just that you should choose to do such at a... more considerate time?
second, i believe that when you moved your computer we decided to agree on a few things? such as you won't complain about my laughing or my music, and in turn i wouldn't complain about your guitar and your arcade stick (both of which you are unnecessarily obnoxious with.), and yet you still insult my music as well as complain about my laughing, while i have tried hard to complain about neither your guitar or arcade stick, even though they both annoy me to no end, though at this point i have given up on trying to reason with you as you don't care.

also, since i don't have a bed to sleep on, i was forced to sleep on the couch. the one you have suddenly decided you will sleep on at any time you feel like, regardless of whether or not it's where i'm required to sleep at this point in time. you've made it quite clear you couldn't care less where i sleep. for that, i thank you.

in the end, you are an annoying hypocrite and maybe if you looked in the mirror one day, provided you can see the entirety of your terribly inflated head, and saw yourself from someone else's eyes? i guess that's too much to ask.

why do i even bother?
splenda.

[maromi]

Dear _____;

I appreciate your company. Especially right now when i'm feeling so much angst towards the opposite sex. You are different though, and I hope you can see that. You're more than a friend. And I think you want more than just a friendship. I know what I did before was wrong, and I have no excuse as to why I would do such a thing. I hurt you and I apologized for it. Unlike other people you know, when I say I am sorry, it's not just a bland plea, but it's a promise to never do it again. I already told you that we both have things to work out before we can start something again. And maybe when we're ready, we can try again, and both of us will be in a happier and calmer state. As of right now, though, I want nothing more than a friendship, and i'm so happy that you aren't pushing for more. Yet you still try to find any excuse to come and see me. No matter how far away you are, or who you are with. You even call me and talk to me when you can't come see me. You're too sweet. Thank you for your presence and support.

[SilentEcho]

Dear_____

You always pretend you're my friend, until you're within 10m of somebody who you think is popular. You treat me like carp and I do so much for you. I did all that group work that you couldn't be bothered doing, I run errands when you ask me to, I even do things for you that might get myself in trouble.You know what, I'm sick of you.

Learn to say thanks.

[HellRaiser]

Dear ___________,

First, let me say that your a huge idiot. And I am so go***mn tired of you, and I regret ever having pity on you. My friends thought I was falling out with them because of the things you told everyone! I'm not your best friend. Get it through your head. Everyone warned me that you are a complete fail at being a person, and I just ignored them because I thought no one could ever be as evil as they say. But they were completely right. You told me you could cheat us the right answers, and I refused. But you still did, and I was the only one told off and I got an F for conduct and a 0 in the test, and you still have the ego to say, 'Whew, at least he didn't catch me!'. And this year, you turned even worse. You completely destroyed your friend ______ and yet she takes it because your her only friend, and what happens when she tries teasing you just a little bit? You flip your effin' top. Screaming, yelling, questioning her trust and threatening to end the friendship. She'll be better off without your 'friendship'! My old friends, they're tired of you as well. For the last time, they told you they're not popular. They're just a big circle of friends, something you'll never have. You fold your sleeves just to feel 'sexier', and it's not even hot out. You laugh with them even if they don't know you're there and it creeps them out. You pointed an effin' knife at your friend's thoat!

Crawl out of your closet and see how messed up you really are.

Seriously

-Bread

[Gladstone]

Dear __________

I never realized how nice you are - well, I did, but I never took it to heart. You always wanted to know my problems and was worried about me, worried that I was hurting myself and worrying about how I was. I ignored you..I thought you were nosy, and I'm sorry for thinking that. You were just concerned, like a good friend should be, and I am so sorry for pushing you away and ignoring you all the time. I don't know why people hate you, because you are a lovely person and deserve to have way more friends. You're great and I just really enjoy having you as a friend, you actually ask how I am and mean it. You always hug me, even if I don't want to be hugged, and I feel better.
You're an awesome friend, and out of the people I know know, you're the person I'd choose to keep as a friend when we're out of school, not those 'friends' that don't care and just talk about "ZOMG OLLI SYKESS AND BMTH!1!!" all the time.
Ignore the haters, you're you. <3

Love, somebody who is finally learning to understand other people.

[incadence.]

Dear---------
Can you please leave our friendship group,okay?
Look its not my fault you piss me off, nor its not your fault and my fault that everyone hates you. You have ruined my life, everyone is judging me because of YOU! The way you look at people is creepy it scares me and it creeps others. Oh and one other thing. You stink so please leave me alone and I dont want to go to the movies with you okay? Again I'm sorry. Its not your fault.
~Amandiy

[εγειίηεя]

(CAUTION! THE BELOW IS CHEESY AS HECK AND MAY RESULT IN YOUR HEAD EXPLODING WITH CHEESE!)

Dear J. T. (Anyone who takes one look at my avatar will know who I mean xD)
First off, I would like to say how much I hate you for not being real. When I first saw you pull a sad face it made me want to reach into the TV and cuddle you so tight you probably couldn't breath, But after pawing at the TV I remembered that I couldn't physically reach inside without electrocuting myself. That really cheesed me off. Then when [R.] almost threw up in your mouth, I felt like jumping up and screaming: "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!! YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT! DRUNK OR NOT!!!" Or something along those lines that would probably get me banned off CS for life if I wrote down, even then they'd probably burn through the screen. Anyway I seriously do hate that I love you, everyone thinks I'm wierd enough as it is, but then I fall for someone with bulgy eyes who is not real? If the wrong people at school found out I'd never live it down. Its sooo annoying, especially since you're 40-Something now and had silver hair (which by the way I find veeerrryyyy sexadelic <3) and you're a bit chubby, but GOD ALMIGHTY I STILL LOVE YOU!

I really do,

Love from Your Biggest Fan-Girl.

P.S. How you doin'?