If I got arrested...

[builderman]

You poisoned a population in mass and caused a genocide

well?

[Espresso. ༺]

you stole all the bread in the world and then you made it into BREAD TANKS and then you tried to take over the entire world. you also committed several war crimes in the process and violated several international treaties.

im just a mermaid i prommy im innocent <3

[IkeaMann]

You'd be innocent except for those war crimes and invasion of another underwater city

It's for science, I'm innocent I swear!

[Kiwi_Dragon]

Drop kicked a child off a cliff in the name of science, you'd sworn he could fly but guess that theory wasn't so correct

Oh no? What did I do?

[ᏕᎮᎧᎧᏦ]

declared yourself the rightful king and attempted to fight for the throne.

Huh? what did i do?

[builderman]

you know what you did, souichi.

whatttttt :33

[Captain. A. Stark.]

hey there, we're looking for some adorable baby ducks that have gone missing from the local pond. couldn't help but notice the feathers on your jacket and tiny quacks coming from your bag, may i check please?

i didn't do it ;)

[skrundle]

you DID do it. in fact, you also committed arson, murder, and worst of all...... jaywalking.

IM JUST A SKRUNDLE I WOULDNT DO ANYTHING! IM NICE!!!

[CaptainAltenor]

Well, if it wasn't you that stole all of the cats from the shelter, who was it?

As for me, I've never done a malicious thing in my life. I'm fully innocent.

[That1Zubat]

You’ve pulled off several national/worldwide cons and scams, gaining at least $123,456,789 from said schemes.

…What exactly have you got on me?