what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[heartfades]

gift them to other people and they'll sort them accordingly for you!

how do I make sure i'm on time for pound openings?

[doomshrimp]

well, first you'll want to set up a tent in the middle of the night. if it's open the next day, you should be able to make it early that morning. and if you get bored, get on your phone and play chickensmoothie!

how do i edit my stamp collection?

[aflowerfriend]

so you see all the stamps u don't like? it sounds counterintuitive but add them all to ur signature to remove them! then you'll be left with all the stamps u like :>

how can i get this essay done in 5 hours?

[Sealipup]

Spend those 5 hours trading for pets instead!! Then you can show your professor the super cool pets you got and get an A+

My inbox says it’s full, how do I clear it?

[chase.]

just make a second account c:

how do I remove someone from my friends list?

[Chanpignon]

report them until their account gets deleted, easiest option!

how do I get the pets I am missing?

[Trans Leonardo]

create multiple accounts and hack other user's to make them give you the pets :3

how do I get more pets from the pound?

[DystopianDragon]

I dunno- Ask your pets

Where can I find pets?

[tulpen]

??? i'm not a map, find it yourself!

what's a ur?

[Trans Leonardo]

ur mom

how do I add a new pfp