What is the weirdest name you ever came up with for your pet

[Rancid Roadkill]

I'm going to skip my dogs since they have normal names.

Frogs:
Mr. Beefy Fiver Layers
Cuddlecroaks
Floppyplops
Puggypoops
Tomatoad
Potatoad

Fish:
Lord Bubbleburps

Bearded Dragons:
Kriket
Chonkra
Snot
Cheeseburger
Meatball

Frilled Dragons:
Bambibooboobutt
Dilly Moo Dally

Snakes:
Lasagna
Cat
Dog
Snickers
Gayle

Hamsters:
Hufflepuff
Twinkiepuff
Psychopuff
Flufflepuff
Fatty Dingdong
Hambone
Glen

[CorruptCreatures]

One of our kittens was named Ed Sheeran (He was an orange cat, of course!)

[g4rf13ld]

soody moo (her name is sadie mae)

[eleutheromaniac.]

my cats name is Eggbert lol

[Toasted_Bread]

Louie-coco-nutty

My cats first name

[invertebrea]

one of my tarantulas is named hairbrush. and my crayfish is named garburator 737.

[.Vellichor.]

One of my crested geckos was named Smeech. We just made up a nonsense word for her, but it turned out to be a Super Mario Galaxy thing when we looked it up!

[MomoDD]

Toodles, Toodley-do, Toodlepip, and Pipsie all for my turkey. C:

[Meoauniaea]

My dog's "secret name" is Goblin. She also answers to "you damn hoodlum"... and will come to that... her actual name is Lily or "Pretty Fly". She does not come to her actual name.... it was awkward the other day being at the brewery and casually saying "[come, but in another language] you damn Hoodlum" to get her to rejoin me after ordering snacks and the bartender just looked at me with an expression of utter disbelief. I don't think my friends are going to forget that one anytime soon.

Also, my cat's "secret name" is Flufflebutt, or "Risa foFeetsa", or "Biscuit Maker Biscuit Baker", or "Cuddlebutt". My cat naturally answers to none of these, nor her actual name, Risa...

[angst]

This is a silly thread haha I love it.

Back when I was edgy and in High School I wanted to be a snake breeder. I started keeping snakes and named them:

- Wikipedia "Wiki"
- Bill Murray
- Calcifer "Cal"
- Cosmo
- Levi

:') wiki was my first ever. A little corn snake. I miss them all but really couldn't take care of them when I went off to college. Now I would never keep snakes.

My cat is named Cricket because she loves to chirp!