What NOT To Say To a Newbie

[solunaris]

Because tomatos will cause pets and users to charge out of control at the computer screen.

What is the adopt page for?

[Kiliann]

It's for people to go and eat new users. Literally.

Can I have a custom from Tess?

[solunaris]

No. Tess does not take requests for work because she is only a figment of everyones imagination.

Do you need to resiger to adopt pets?

[Sappy]

No you just rob them randommly and if you register you iwll ago hyperactive and DIE . LITERALLY


How Come Bannas that are rotten is sometihng everyone wants? They are rotten!! Who eats a rotted bannan?

[Kiliann]

Because they give you magic powers, that's why!!

Can I have your OMG SO RARE pet? I'll give you a 2011 very common!

[solunaris]

Of course you can have it! But I want your whole collection of very common pets. All 1246 of them

[Kiliann]

Okay, that's fine. As long as I get all your 5000 store pets.

Can I post spam in the forums advertising my hair salon?

[StevenMagnet]

only if you charge less than $10

how do i get pets from 2012?

[Abbsicle]

Preordering, duh.

How do I change the rarities of my pets? That guy over there has so many Very rares! All I have is Very Commons.

[jay,]

you die.yhat guy dies alot
how do i become a player?