What NOT To Say To a Newbie

[solunaris]

Why would you shave anything off anything. Pets are not for shaving. You cannot shave pets.

How do I put money on my account?

[Kiliann]

You e-mail Tess over and over the exact same thing, begging her to give you 1,000,000 C$.

How do you get a pet?

[solunaris]

You ask everyone to give you pets and hope they take pity on you.

How do I name my pets?

[Kiliann]

You eat hot dogs until a genie comes out and you tell him the pet you want to name. You don't get to pick the name.

How do you search the forums?

[Fat Unicorn]

By eating a cookie.

Can you put down pets?

[Kiliann]

Yes, you just smash your computer screen on the ground. Now you've put it "down".

Can you feed pets?

[solunaris]

Yes. You just put the food on you computer and wait for it to magically vanish. Then a message will appear saying you've fed your pet.

How do you check a pets age?

[Fat Unicorn]

Count how many limbs it's got.

Can you kill your pet through neglect?

[solunaris]

Yes. But it will come back in its afterlife to haunt you.

Are there contests for pets on this site?

[Sappy]

No all you doo is eat a piza and look at some pets c:


Why isnt there a tomato fruit on CS?