What NOT To Say To a Newbie

[bodie]

Yes, but you have to buy a blender from the CS store

Whats a moonswril?

[Maddie + Grace]

a very common pet.

how do you play cs

[bodie]

you get an accordian.

why is my pet unknown rarity?

[coatiferous]

Because it doesn't like you.

Who is Tess?

[bodie]

an old lady in Norway.

what is a malk?

[coatiferous]

You have it wrong; it's malt, not Malk. It's the site's virtual smoothie.

What is a RP?

[Emeric]

It's a Reporting Pig that tells you sit on the floor and meditate. ommmm

What should you do if a person askes you if you want a OMG so rare pet?

[coatiferous]

((Last on for the night xD))

You scream at them that you don't want it then foe them.

Can your pets die?

[solunaris]

The pets are immortal unless attacked by a rabid zombie hound and then they transform into a undead creature which is the living dead.

Can you give pets makeovers?

[Fat Unicorn]

Yes, just don't shave off the pet's fur. (I mean, who would want to see a bald owl?)

Can you shave off the Long Tail's fringe?