what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[michaelwave]

by clicking the first button you see!!!

how do I edit my bio?

[Copperbeest]

Get a genetic implant of course! I’m sure you won’t turn into a weird alien.

How do you report someone?

[faygopup]

Get into a fist-fight out in the backyard, and get your neighbor to record it screaming "WORLDSTAR!!!"

How do I write a new message to someone?

[doomshrimp]

dim the lights, get out some candles and play some atmospheric jazz, locate your finest paper and smoothest pen, and write from the heart. then throw it into the nearest body of water and pray it reaches its destination

how do i rename a pet?

[kae!!]

whisper to it gently for hours on end until it understands and goes to get its name changed

what are these c$ i keep hearing about?

[Hokuto]

Like Canadian dollars?

What are groups of pets for?

[morgie270]

when you want to donate pets to the pound, you must first organize them into groups by species

how do I get store pets?

[gummifox]

go to your local store and ask about the "chicken smoothie exclusive pets." they might tell you about them or kick you out, its a worthy risk though

how do i change the cs background on pc?

[powpowx]

Just go to a different room. Then your background will be different.

What are list pets?

[jprspereira]

Pets that have an agenda against you.

What are trading rules?