Ruin a Food//V.1

[the real colette]

ORDER UP!
The bread is soggy because you spilled a glass of water over it, the cheese is too melty and sticky, the lettuce is BK foot lettuce, the meat is spoiled, and a mouse got to it and pooped on it. eww!! (OH and i left it in the back of the fridge )

Man, i could go for some chocolate.

[yoculo]

yum. heres your chocolate unsuspecting victim ( the filling is toothpaste )

im craving some hmm kiwi

[JaxtheAxe]

It's all fuzz and no fruit.

Hmm some Chicken Tenders would be nice.

[the real colette]

Here you go! Too bad it’s from a mutated alien chicken..

Pringles, please'

[JaxtheAxe]

Here. But they're all crushed.

I could go for some Hawaiian Pizza!

[Eva.M]

No problem, it's just that we're a traditional pizzeria so we don't have pineaple. Enjoy your stone baked pizza with prosciutto, cheese and candied cherries!

I'd like a pancake tower with some fruit and ice cream please.

[the real colette]

the pancakes are rock hard, the fruit is spoiled and the ice cream is cough syrup and raw meat flavor

some cream soda, please!

[JaxtheAxe]

They got the order mixed up and gave you Rootbeer.

A Bologna and Cheese sounds good.

[Eva.M]

We‘re all out of Bologna, have a Wiener instead.

I‘d die for a good garlic cream soup right now.

[P0stHum4n]

The new staff member mistook your order as garlic shaving cream soup. Why that's a option is unknown..

I'm really craving some sushi right now.