What NOT To Say To a Newbie

[compulsive]

Oh that? Well it simple, honest. First you click Pets, then Home, then Forums, then Pound, then go back to the thread. After that change you user name to "MyDiaperIsLoaded" and return to the thread. Then click the logout button and it'll be automatically bookmarked.

How do you add friends?

[Lissadragomir]

Click 9 ten times and f three times and click adopt then store then you buy something at the store and you put it in the pound.

How do you post a link?

[*QUIT*]

you stare at it until the page gives you it's URL, then you poke the screen and yell "paste!"

how do you send messages?

[compulsive]

By buying 30,000 C$ you'll be granted permisson to send messages. After that you telepathically send your message.

[Lissadragomir]

Whats a RP?

[*QUIT*]

some forum where you post the word "banana"

how can I adopt a pet?

[Aura]

Click logout.

How do I breed my pets?

[Lissadragomir]

Banana Jk you eat your hot dog while shouting PIZZA! I LOVE PIZZZZAAAA!

Whats a forum?

[Midnight Star.]

A place to dance.

Who is Tess?

[Lissadragomir]

A llama.

What does CS stand for?