Role Play Rant Thread V.3 RULE UPDATE

[nightbeat]

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------ was walking, she growled with every noise she heard

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----- followed his sister -------, he was a bit worried about here "Sis calm down" he said, looking at her she really needs to calm her horses down

9. Remember, one liners = DIE. "Bob looked at Joe" won't cut it.

*coughcough* I thought I was being seriously obvious that one-liners were not allowed. Erm.

I am seriously thinking of making the Annihilator.

Got unwanted n00bs? Want to get rid of G-modders and mary/gary sues? Hire the Annihilator today! For no price he will destroy your enemies and give you back control of your RP! PM Biokid for more details!

How does the Annihilator work? 8D *ready to press the PM button*

I'm sad because my muse is slowly fading away on a certain RP. Come back muse! D:<

[Seahorseshoe]

I am seriously thinking of making the Annihilator.

Got unwanted n00bs? Want to get rid of G-modders and mary/gary sues? Hire the Annihilator today! For no price he will destroy your enemies and give you back control of your RP! PM Biokid for more details!

How does the Annihilator work? 8D *ready to press the PM button*

I'm sad because my muse is slowly fading away on a certain RP. Come back muse! D:<

Well, he's a humanoid (Yes, even in animal RPs) With flamethrowers, machetes, gernade launchers, all that stuff. He has the ability to control molecules and atoms too.

[nightbeat]

But... What will the annihilator do to my poor enemies? D:

Anyways, they edited the post. Not the best I was hoping for, but I let it be. x3 I feel nice today~

[Slimedog]

But... What will the annihilator do to my poor enemies? D:

Anyways, they edited the post. Not the best I was hoping for, but I let it be. x3 I feel nice today~

I knows who yew be talking 'bout. There is always that one person in a rp that does that. o3o

[wibeke]

The "Advertise Your Roleplay" thread.
You write a summary of your roleplay and repost it every couple pages. You don't copy and paste the entire, ridiculously long first post and post it every single page.
-is sick of her RPs constantly getting drowned out-

[nightbeat]

But... What will the annihilator do to my poor enemies? D:

Anyways, they edited the post. Not the best I was hoping for, but I let it be. x3 I feel nice today~

I knows who yew be talking 'bout. There is always that one person in a rp that does that. o3o

-nodnod- It drives me nuts. o_o

I'm still sick of this certain person from a certain RP. >> I betcha 75,000000 dollars they're stalking my posts.
I did not lie about the RP. It is truth; My friends agree with me.
I don't care if you have a problem with it, it's my rant. I can rant about the RP all day long.
Not matter how many times you get mad and yell at me, I can still rant.
When I left the RP, it was very illiterate. And no, most members are not semi-lit, most members are illiterate.

[Shimmerleaf]

*sigh* I have a dead Semi-Lit RP that died before it started, but it possibly has a chance of being revived. I have gotten two forms since it died... One was very nice, semi-lit, and will be accepted if the RP starts back up again. The other... well, I'm in a bit of a dilemma. Here is their form:

Name:******
Gender:female
Rank:cub
Personality:very sweet and intelligent.also, very flirty(like keara was with kouvu XD)
Appearance (optional):golden with light blue eyes and some brown spots on her fur all over.
History (optional):she was born in the pride.....thats it really....0-o
Family (cubs, mother, etc.):mother died protecting the pride.
Flaws:she always is thinking of killing something or maybe just serveirly harming it...
Example of a paragraph you might write about your character:***** ran after the others and tryed to catch up, but couldnt.she sighed.she would never be as fast as the others.

{Obviously this is a Lion RP.}

Here is a list of flaws, some of which I had to change, such as the name, to post on here.
-Name was not capitalized.
-NOT SEMI-LIT!
-No capitalization or grammar or correct spellin.
-Character makes NO sense.
-Does not follow my rules. I specifically said a paragraph is between four and eight sentences. What do they give me? 3 I-don't-know-what-to-call-'em's.

So, this is clearly not semi-lit. Makes no sense, either. But I only have me and two other people as members in the RP... what do I do?

[sealsnoot]

*sigh* I have a dead Semi-Lit RP that died before it started, but it possibly has a chance of being revived. I have gotten two forms since it died... One was very nice, semi-lit, and will be accepted if the RP starts back up again. The other... well, I'm in a bit of a dilemma. Here is their form:

Name:******
Gender:female
Rank:cub
Personality:very sweet and intelligent.also, very flirty(like keara was with kouvu XD)
Appearance (optional):golden with light blue eyes and some brown spots on her fur all over.
History (optional):she was born in the pride.....thats it really....0-o
Family (cubs, mother, etc.):mother died protecting the pride.
Flaws:she always is thinking of killing something or maybe just serveirly harming it...
Example of a paragraph you might write about your character:***** ran after the others and tryed to catch up, but couldnt.she sighed.she would never be as fast as the others.

{Obviously this is a Lion RP.}

So, this is clearly not semi-lit. Makes no sense, either. But I only have me and two other people as members in the RP... what do I do?

Fail them and wait.

[Slimedog]

*sigh* I have a dead Semi-Lit RP that died before it started, but it possibly has a chance of being revived. I have gotten two forms since it died... One was very nice, semi-lit, and will be accepted if the RP starts back up again. The other... well, I'm in a bit of a dilemma. Here is their form:

Name:******
Gender:female
Rank:cub
Personality:very sweet and intelligent.also, very flirty(like keara was with kouvu XD)
Appearance (optional):golden with light blue eyes and some brown spots on her fur all over.
History (optional):she was born in the pride.....thats it really....0-o
Family (cubs, mother, etc.):mother died protecting the pride.
Flaws:she always is thinking of killing something or maybe just serveirly harming it...
Example of a paragraph you might write about your character:***** ran after the others and tryed to catch up, but couldnt.she sighed.she would never be as fast as the others.

{Obviously this is a Lion RP.}

So, this is clearly not semi-lit. Makes no sense, either. But I only have me and two other people as members in the RP... what do I do?

Tell them nicely they are not semi lit material then send 'em on their way with a lollipop.

[Wildmagic_warrior]

*sigh* I have a dead Semi-Lit RP that died before it started, but it possibly has a chance of being revived. I have gotten two forms since it died... One was very nice, semi-lit, and will be accepted if the RP starts back up again. The other... well, I'm in a bit of a dilemma. Here is their form:

Name:******
Gender:female
Rank:cub
Personality:very sweet and intelligent.also, very flirty(like keara was with kouvu XD)
Appearance (optional):golden with light blue eyes and some brown spots on her fur all over.
History (optional):she was born in the pride.....thats it really....0-o
Family (cubs, mother, etc.):mother died protecting the pride.
Flaws:she always is thinking of killing something or maybe just serveirly harming it...
Example of a paragraph you might write about your character:***** ran after the others and tryed to catch up, but couldnt.she sighed.she would never be as fast as the others.

{Obviously this is a Lion RP.}

Here is a list of flaws, some of which I had to change, such as the name, to post on here.
-Name was not capitalized.
-NOT SEMI-LIT!
-No capitalization or grammar or correct spelling.
-Character makes NO sense.
-Does not follow my rules. I specifically said a paragraph is between four and eight sentences. What do they give me? 3 I-don't-know-what-to-call-'em's.

So, this is clearly not semi-lit. Makes no sense, either. But I only have me and two other people as members in the RP... what do I do?

I would say, don't accept them. Having illiterate members is always a turnoff for somebody who might be looking to join.